Shout Out To My Fellow Sexy Bitches With Adhd Who Use Way More Words Than They Really Need To Literally

Him

My mom gave me some gluten free knock-off Girl Scout cookies and one of the Os fell off

PLAY THE MEGALOVANIA

putting chris pratt next to jack black almost makes me feel bad for chris like how are u gonna compare him to a God. a Legend. he wasnt good in the first place but when in a project with Jack Black its just like wow he is so sad he should be put down as a mercy

tried my hand at improving conservative memes

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident