Rinatennojiandherweedsmokinggfs - Mike

Joseph's brothers would have sold him to One Direction

Vintage gay Bart shirts

this is literally my favorite video

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

sonicfox deserves to fucking win i dont care about any of these other bitches

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUU I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHH

sonic is gay and trans confirmed

they're not natural but those underground tunnels full of pipes and wires beneath cities are a type of biome to me

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.