Rip To The Queen But I Can't Stop Having A Fat Ass

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

you know im enjoying something if i start making textposts about it

okay so i officially started boston legal and i love him already

the fairly insane bosses or something. idk i havent watched the show

Happy N7 Day!! I'm really happy that I was able to finish this piece in time. Dan and Jack on a lovely sushi date, ft. several of my friends' Shepards on dates of their own! I hope that aquarium holds up...

LISTEN The differences in reactions to Hastings smiling fondly at Poirot here are SENDING ME

Japp is just like "I know what you are, Hastings"

and MISS LEMON?? THE KNOWING LOOK SHE IS GIVING HASTINGS!? Like WHEN ARE YOU JUST GOING TO GIVE IN AND KISS HIM, BABE

I think I’ve finally cracked it

There!

There! He is!!!

My Blue Eyed Boy!!

My Beautiful!!

Beloved!!

& Perpetually Confused!! Blue Eyed Boy!!

Latest reblog reminds me of how much it pisses me the fuck off how every queer person alive has to adapt to the usamerican style of queerness lest we get shunned by the community for being too different. I bring this up a lot but bro that time I got death threats for having ele/dele in my bio bc "by using neopronouns I was making a mockery of REAL trans people" when those are literally just my pronouns in my native language, and when I said that I got hit w the "well you're on the internet so speak english" I HATE GRINGOS I HATE GRINGOS I HATE GRINGOS