LISTEN The Differences In Reactions To Hastings Smiling Fondly At Poirot Here Are SENDING ME

So I was initially excited about this

And then I saw this

Oscar Wilde didn't write a novel so gay it was used in his trial only to be disrespected like this

Costume. Chitons.

The fact that in DotO there is canonically a book that is nothing but corny and (very) poorly disguised corvosider erotica is funny enough on its own, but the fact that it's an actual retelling of Corvo's marking scene from the first game makes me think that it must have been written by one of the only two people present at the time (probably the Outsider because this sounds exactly like something he'd do).

Which is. Probably just about the funniest way to imply that we've moved past the "the inherent and probably accidental erotic undertone of branding someone with your name" stage and straight into the realm of "the Outsider writes explicit fanfiction about himself and Corvo, probably doing the Void-dweller equivalent of giggling while kicking his legs all the while".

redraw of an old dishonored piece! aka five years of drawing progress

both are inspired by the in game painting of Billie titled "Her Heart I Bathed in Poison"

plus an alt color scheme

they are so lovers

witches

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FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX. FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX. FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX.

I'd like you all to meet this girl. Her name was Emily Monterro. She was my best friend in high school.

Notice how I said "was"?

That's because she's dead. All thanks to cigarettes.

A (homosexual) student in our year got Emily hooked at a cigarette party. Then, one day, Emily decided to have a smoke before going to her job site, where she worked part-time as a forklift operator. Little did she know, her cigarette high would lead tk deadly results.

High off of the cigarette, Emily drove the forklift straight into a five-story building still under construction. The collapse killed five people--including Emily.

Still think smoking before going to work is safe? #SHARE IF YOU LEARNED THE TRUTH ABOUT CIGARETTES

they are the comedy duo of all time for me

do you ever think about how Billie makes a pyre out of a boat for Daud after he dies in the high chaos ending of The Brigmore Witches.

do you ever think about how Billie makes a pyre out of her ship for Daud when he dies in Death of the Outsider.

do you ever think about how she was always destined to watch him burn. do you. do you