Oh Dear

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

Latest reblog reminds me of how much it pisses me the fuck off how every queer person alive has to adapt to the usamerican style of queerness lest we get shunned by the community for being too different. I bring this up a lot but bro that time I got death threats for having ele/dele in my bio bc "by using neopronouns I was making a mockery of REAL trans people" when those are literally just my pronouns in my native language, and when I said that I got hit w the "well you're on the internet so speak english" I HATE GRINGOS I HATE GRINGOS I HATE GRINGOS

Lil Nas X – DREAMBOY. Teaser

The fact that in DotO there is canonically a book that is nothing but corny and (very) poorly disguised corvosider erotica is funny enough on its own, but the fact that it's an actual retelling of Corvo's marking scene from the first game makes me think that it must have been written by one of the only two people present at the time (probably the Outsider because this sounds exactly like something he'd do).

Which is. Probably just about the funniest way to imply that we've moved past the "the inherent and probably accidental erotic undertone of branding someone with your name" stage and straight into the realm of "the Outsider writes explicit fanfiction about himself and Corvo, probably doing the Void-dweller equivalent of giggling while kicking his legs all the while".

Rip to the queen but I can't stop having a fat ass

im replaying me3 and all i could think of was this anakin and padme meme

I'm right and you know it

the narrative pivot from "wouldn't you rather lose yourself [in the memory of the taste of another's tongue in your mouth]" to "oral contact may cause mild hallucinations". funny as fuck

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