Someone has definitely done this before but I’d like to add to the collection
oh dear
Every fabric seems to suit you, dear Doctor :3
Running list of theories in Dunwall Tower as to who “the mystery twink” is, as created by The Watch:
Someone from Pandyssia (and it turns out Pandyssians are just Like That)
Sister of the Oracular Order with the gift of prophecy that’s disguised as a man and that’s why “he’s” Like That
Sister of the Oracular Order with the gift of prophecy that transitioned into a man and that’s why he’s Like That
Some guy who got in here somehow and no one knows how to get him to leave
A prostitute that’s somehow secured a government position (seriously what does this guy even do other than annoy people and look pretty)
The actual Royal Spymaster (“Lord Corvo is the Spymaster.” “That’s just what they want you to think.”)
A dog taken human form
A curse placed upon Lord Corvo specifically
A curse placed upon Sokolov specifically (most likely by Piero)
A ghost
An actual noble from Tyvia like Lord Corvo said he was (unlikely)
Another of Lord Corvo’s bastard kids (not to insinuate that Empress Emily The Wise, First of Her Name, is in any way a bastard)
Wyman (has anyone seen them in the same room together, honestly)
Collective hallucination caused by the remnants of the plague
The Empress’ boytoy (this is just Wyman again)
Lord Corvo’s boytoy (“It’s not a theory if they’re actually sleeping together.” “Which just means my theory is correct.”)
Brigmore witch???? Maybe????
Masked Felon???? Maybe????
The Outsider (“Are you fucking stupid?”)
Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny
Trump Supporters: "Save our children!"
Trump Supporters: "She called a 5-year-old the N-word? Let's raise a million dollars for her!"
Out of Context Granada Holmes: Mazarin Stone
(More here)
gif i just got
LMAO THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE
The whole saga of this person trying so desperately to pretend that cultural appropriation doesn’t exist is all the more reason why sometimes people need to learn when to shut up.
(from now on when I say you I’m addressing anon) You really don’t realize the difference between how white people forced their culture (or lack thereof) onto everyone else and how cultural appropriation is like making a mockery of something that isn’t yours. This isn’t a “centuries ago” type of thing, there are people whose grandparents were alive when segregation was legal. The sun hasn’t set on the British empire until this year, and they still refuse to pay off the debts they owe to their colonies. Cultural appropriation is like an adding insult to injury, and you don’t need to be “stuck in the past” to see that modern day countries who are struggling with their economy could use financial compensation for what was stolen from them. It’s the same with systemic racism in the US being manifested through redlining and now cuts on DEI. Defending cultural appropriation is a symptom of how internalized all the gaslighting of people of color in our society has gone, and how anti-Blackness has infected the ideology of other people of color. I’ve been lucky enough to live in a place where overt racism in conversation is frowned upon, but I don’t go around on the internet telling people to “just heal” because I personally haven’t been through what they have. You’re not “above” the effects of racism just because you try desperately to ignore it, and you’re not helping by picking fights with someone on tumblr who is voicing an opinion on their culture. sorry for the rant, people being stupid makes me verbose
What can I say 🤷🏽♀️ like I said I have nothing to do right now, and this is important enough for the moment.
but I think I need to accept you ain't even gonna try to see a different side, or even entertain the possibility that you might be able to choose a different way, and you don't really WANT to. You seem to like this constant combative state you seem to live in. (yet you complain)
you're right anything is better than this right now because it's getting to a point where you are no longer coherent, your sentences aren't even making sense (even more incoherent now than when you were to begin with).
are you truly happy on the inside? - can you be honest and say that for sure? Are you truly at peace? - honestly? Are you sure of yourself and who you are? Do you realize just how much (a great deal) you are actually worth no matter what else is going on around you, or what people say, or how they treat you? — [I don't want answers, this is just for you]
good luck to you. 🫡
“ArE yOu TrUlY hApPy? 🥺 ArE yOu At pEaCe?”
homie is this a dragging or a guided meditation?? pick a struggle before you start the next paragraph lmao 💀
⭐️ he/him ⭐️ white and Indian ⭐️ queer ⭐️ Bird? Ask me the name of my sailboat! Look, Bird!
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