Someone Sees Steve In A Corroded Coffin Tee And Hits Him With The “name 5 Songs, Poser” And Steve

Someone sees Steve in a corroded coffin tee and hits him with the “name 5 songs, poser” and Steve just starts laughing his ass off bc he doesn’t know the name of like more than 2. Granted, he is literally married to the guitarist. So he just keeps laughing in this dudes face and this dude is getting more and more pissed at whatever bar or restaurant this happens in and five minutes later Eddie finally leaves the bathroom and he’s like “baby love what’s so funny?”

And jackass is fucking starstruck and confused bc Eddie’s looking at this poser with the most amused loving eyes on the face of the earth.

“You fucking jackass, I’m MARRIED to EDDIE FUCKING MUNSON I don’t need to know a single god damn song my closet is FULL of these. Shit, I have corroded coffin shirts that he HAND DREW the band name on in 19-fucking-86 at my fucking parents kitchen table. I have been on nearly every tour in the last 20 years since they STARTED touring in ‘87 and I am the ONLY groups eddie munson has ever fucked”

And Eddie is very amused but also like “babe that’s enough, settle down before this goes on YouTube”

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I’m still idk? Thinking about Steve having hearing loss. It fucking destroyed me okay like. It’s so bittersweet I’m so emotional and depressed about it because I relate to it so much but I’m also in love with it ugh.

What if Eddie learns sign language, for Steve? He learned Master of Puppets in under three weeks. He catches on quick.

He’s been practicing, on his own. Maybe a little with Steve- mostly asking “what’s the sign for this?” if they stumble into something he hasn’t learned yet. But like. What if it’s how Eddie confesses his love for the first time?

What if, one night, they’re sitting face-to-face, going back and forth. Talking, silently. Signing. Eddie signs I have a question. Steve stops, lower his hands to his lap, tilts his head. Eddie continues, What would you do if I said I love you? - using the romantic sign for it. Steve kind of… freezes for a moment. But replies I’d… say it back.

So Eddie signs, I love you, Steve.

Steve replies, I love you too, Eds.

Also, I’m not sure if you guys know this but in sign language a lot of people will pick or be assigned a sign, usually another noun, for their name. So they don’t have to spell their entire name out letter by letter every single time someone addresses them or they address themselves. I think Steve should be Bat. Eddie, though… I think… I think Steve would name him Song. Music.

Not just because of what happened in the upside down, but because Eddie…plays for him, in ways Steve can hear it. Eddie gives Steve the gift of music, all the time. Playing for him privately, buying him headphones, signing the lyrics to songs Steve can’t quite make out. For the first time Steve can really, truly enjoy music. Eddie becomes his heartsong.

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