Loud wire is about to get chewn out by me for the number of ads on their page, basically making this article unreadable, but here:
To save us all time (and avoid being advertised to):
The crypto posts were because his account got hacked, much like Metallica's last summer. He's basically fed up with this bullshit and is leaving Twitter.
I'd also be inclined to believe this was the final straw after the nazi salute, which the salute should've been the final straw in the first place, but that's just a theory so take it with a grain of salt.
I love the “Steve has good parents, they’re just not on camera.”
Steve’s dad walks in on Eddie and Steve making out, both shirtless. Eddie freaks the fuck out and Steve just sheepishly smiles at his father.
“I know I told you not to lock your door, but I take that back because I don’t want to see that again.”
“Thanks Dad!”
“Use protection!”
…
He walks into a house full of random children. The kids and Steve’s dad are just staring at each other.
“You’re paying to feed these kids, right?”
“No, you are.”
“Well shit.”
“Language, there are children!”
“Do I get to know these children who I have financially adopted?”
…
Hopper, who is over at the Harrington house to speak to Steve. Mr Harrington walks in to see the chief of police sitting on his couch. He sees Steve in the kitchen and quickly makes his way over.
“Steve! What is the chief of police doing here?”
“He’s a family friend.”
“What family?” Mr Harrington snaps back, gesturing at himself.
“He’s my friend?”
“I don’t see a world where you randomly become friends with the chief of police”
“I got caught with drugs?”
“Then why isn’t he arresting you?” Mr Harrington points to Steve’s cuff-less wrists.
“Can’t tell you?”
“Why?”
“I signed an NDA?”
“Steve, why the fuck would you do that? I’m a lawyer, you don’t just sign NDAs at a whim.”
“To be completely fair, I was concussed every time or they used a friend to threaten me.”
“It shouldn’t stand up in court then. Who did you sign it for?”
“The US government.”
“Fuck.”
HIS EYES ARE GLOWING. HOW???
Elevator scene:
What's your opinion on gay clown sex
Our neighbours hate hearing it.
I find it very funny that you wrote ‘Catholism’ and knowing u could very well edit your own posts u didn’t fix it 🤞🏻
I speak with a lot of confidence about the subject when I literally don't even know how to spell it.
Happy The Crux day to all who celebrate!!!!
Sorry to bother ya but would you mind givin me a random number, I need it for an... important reason.
38. There are random number generators freely available online, but if you needed a number from me specifically because you're doing weird witchcraft occult shit, you better not be turning me into an animal unless it's an anteater.
I was raised atheist, but I had random exposure to a bunch of insane baptists (grandparents), I still do not understand Christianity in the slightest.
Also, I got banned from Sunday School.
I was raised protestant, and I have actually never met a catholic person in real life. Probably seen them on the street while travelling, but never had an actual conversation with one. Most of what I know about them is that they got custody of all the cool art in the divorce.
well 🧍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.