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Ingredients: smidge of angst, fem!reader, epistolary blurb (written as a letter), one sided pining, reader is refered to as a girl, mention of the reader having a boyfriend

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Hi,

If you're reading this it means you found the note I slipped in your bag, and you're probably wondering why. The truth is I'm a coward. I don't have the courage to do this with you face-to-face so a letter it has to be.

I think about you all the time. When you told me your favorite song I listened to it on repeat. I wanted to know why it was your favorite, to know what made it special to you. Maybe that makes me sound like a creep. Maybe I am one.

It's like you carved out a part of my brain and made it your home. I think you're amazing. The kind of girl any guy would be lucky to have.

I remember the day we first met. I didn't even want to go to that party, Argyle and Eddie dragged me along. But then I saw you. You were standing in a corner all by yourself. You looked sad. I wanted to make you laugh and when I actually did it became my favorite sound. I wanted to make you laugh every day, forever. We talked all night tucked away in that tree house they had in the back. It was like something out of a movie.

I know it's unfair of me to do this, I promise I'm not trying to hurt anyone. But I think I might be in love with you.

I know what you're going to say. You have a boyfriend. I know. Just thinking about it, about him touching you the way I want to touch you, it makes me want to bang my head against a wall. He doesn't deserve you. I shouldn't say that, but it's the truth. Granted, I'm not sure I deserve you either.

I know you’re happy with him and I'd never want to take that away from you. But I couldn't hold this in any longer. It's selfish, it's so selfish. The plan was to never tell you and just hope that one day I could move on but I couldn’t keep holding onto this secret. I would have burst.

I had to tell you. Just in case there was even a small, miniscule, improbable chance that you felt the same. If you don't, I understand. You can just throw away this letter and we’ll pretend it never happened. Everything can go back to the way it was. I won't hold it against you, I just want you to be happy. But if you do feel the same, if there is even a part of you that does, then meet me at Lovers Lake tomorrow at six.

I'll be waiting for you.

Yours,

Jonathan

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Beloved headcanons would be ones that genuinely make sense or add to a character in a way that could not be explored in the game. (Likely highly debated)

This also means no changes to the story: this includes character death(s), mistakes, or Sal's dreams. (Would come with proper tags & warnings)

The only alterations would be converting any dialog with game mechanics to something that makes sense. Essentially tailoring a game into writing.

[Please reblog so this can reach as many people as possible before the poll ends <3]

Unpopular opinion

if you're gonna be in a fandom that is for bands 40 plus years old yall really need to do research and I'm not talking about basic search but really deep dive in the scene and bands to totally understand them and how far they have come. Especially some of the younger fans that think they know everything cause they read a book or a article. I'm not trying to start anything I'm stating facts, I have seen Fandoms go to absolute hell cause nobody wants to do the research on them. It makes me sad cause as fans no matter how old or young we should come together and be able to talk about things and members without drama and hate cause not everyone is gonna agree and that's ok.

The definition of a woman is an adult human female, right? Is that transphobic?

No offense to you, I just want to see if the trans movement can actually define the term woman since I haven't been able to and I think your blog could help. I'm new to this and I'm pretty curious. Again, absolutely no offense meant and I'm sorry if you take any.

When I was a kid, I thought that nobody actually wanted to be a girl. That it's just one of those unfortunate fates you get handed, like being born with no eyes or no legs or something. That it's something miserable, that's supposed to be miserable, and everyone else is just better at sucking up and enduring it than I am. That it's supposed to hurt and you're supposed to act like it doesn't, and that's just what everyone does.

Being born in mid-90s, I was vaguely aware that trans women exist, but I was like 13 when I discovered that it goes the other way around too. Like you can transition female-to-male. And my first thought was "how hasn't everyone done this?" I thought it had to be some very well-guarded secret, because otherwise how else would they stop every woman from flocking to these things. My first initial thought was that if women knew there was an option to just stop being women, the world would run out of women.

I don't understand why anyone would want to be a woman, but it gradually came to my understanding that some women do. They actually enjoy that. So, as far as I'm concerned, the definition of "woman" is anyone who wants to be one. I don't understand why anyone does, but it's not off my plate if someone does.

The definition of a woman is a person who wants to be a woman. That is none of my business for as long as they let me stray out of it.

my annotations on sun bleached flies for a poetry project in my ap lit class ♡ ♡

i keep finding good music with ai generated album covers and it actually like hurts me. you're a musician. you're an artist. you spend i assume hours and hours poring over a single track, come out with something you're proud of and then dont have the braincells to stop yourself from making an ai album cover. you won't hire someone or make some photobashed shit in canva out of copyright free images or something. have you no sense of dignity. no sense of comradery as a creative type. you could make a crayon drawing and take a picture in shit lighting with your phone and it would be infinitely more charming than the ai art. youre ugly youre disgusting im gonna kill you give me 500 dollars

Fanfiction writers be like:

"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)

i think one of the biggest misconceptions about the story narrated in preacher’s daughter is that isaiah cannibalizes ethel as an act of love.

there is nothing romantic about it. isaiah is sadistic and manipulative, and ethel falls right into his trap. the warm and idyllic love describe in “thoroughfare” is nothing but ethel’s romanticization of her own abduction.

isaiah knows how to play this game very well. he’s practiced. he knows exactly what he is he doing and he picks ethel because she is vulnerable, alone and needs a place to stay, someone to trust. and in fact, she does trust him.

ethel feels bliss in this reality he offers her because it’s been so long since she last felt a sentiment even remotely similar to love. he tells her to be happy and grateful, so she is. (“I'm happier here 'cause he told me I should be”)

he has done this plenty of times. hayden basically confirms it in the demo of “strangers”, when she says “when you chewed me up and shit me out like every bitch you’re done with”. his plan was always to kill ethel. he drugged her and pimped her and when she was starting to become hard to handle, he killed her and ate her.

there was nothing loving about isaiah eating ethel.

he ate her because he was hungry.

┃preacher’s daughter - ethel cain

My fav asylum patient