Becoming An Adult Cheat Sheet!

Mortified by the thought of somehow meeting/spontaneously living with my favorite character and having to act like I’m not obsessed cause-

“Don’t mind me as I shove all this merch into a box and throw it in the garage while you look THAT WAY-“

“Don’t mind me I’m just casually (madly) in love with you, but I’ll act so normal about you.”

Me when I see a picture of ✨The Character™✨:

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

You won't believe your eyes,

Ten thousand naked guys

that means… twenty thousand cocks…

I love that the two genres of 'miku from my culture' posts are 'beautiful intricate traditional clothing' and 'what if miku was a regular at the gas station by my house'

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Cyclamen!! Little upside down flowers that tell you when they need something🤍🤍

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas