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family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

Potato let the fish be bountiful

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

Me when I see a picture of ✨The Character™✨:

"are you okay?" no I got way too attached to a fictional character and now they're dead

Gold star stickers all over your tits for every load of cum I leave inside you

Happiness Will Come To You.