Tis ZUWIE! | They/He/It | 23www.reignoftiramizu.comIllustrator | Voice Actor | Musician | Writer | Jester🏳️⚧️👹🏳️🌈Purveyor of mildly-irritating curses.And my organs are made of fondant!!!! 😁🍫
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I want to make another youtube video. I have an idea in mind (that is less labor intensive). Its 7:33 am on the east coast. I now succumb to the decaf sugarfree caramel coffee
Come with me. And you'll be. In a world of Kril The Cupcake Nation. Take a look and you'll see he's my scrumptious machination.
Anyways. I am free from capcut editing hell and have released a dangerous aura onto the world.... in the form of these Another Crab's Treasure themed cupcakes. Watch with caution (or you may get krilled) 🦀🐚🧁💥
Where's the "crush kril in my palm mercilessly"....... "turn him into a crabcake"....... Just kidding (Or am I)
I love. Another Crab's Treasure. In the middle of the game right now, Kril is my beloved of all time. Use as you need. Cherish him (no spoilers plz)
Are they called kidney beans because theyre shaped like a kidney. Google search says yes. Thats awesome. Who was the first person to see a real kidney and think "You know what. We should name this bean that"
Zuwie Muzing No.1
Heard a woman in the pre-work coffeeshop visit today quietly say "Ive been doing ghostwriting for my daughter" mid conversation. Oh lady you are a ghostwriter no more. I heard that. I now know your family secret
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING BLOOPER REEL EVER The cast of kingmaker is the best ever. Ever. Unbridled positive batshit energy
Transcript Link
Featuring: unruly cats, very creative swearing, Star Wars references, actors wishing harm on the showrunner, and a handy mnemonic for remembering that you are far-sighted.
Music by Odd Chap
drink water!!!! dance in your room!!!!!! eat a lot of veggies!!!!!! dance as you do chores!!!!!! eat some fruit!!!!!!!! let yourself feel sad!!!!! have that $5 hot drink sometimes!!!!! try to smile even when you’re alone and doing some work!!!! listen to music that makes you happy when you’re feeling down!!!!!! we’ve all gone through crap and life might have more in store for us but we got this!!!!!
Im sorry to anyone who has followed me for any reason only to have a great curse befall them and can only be undone by solving 7 riddles from a small witch named Minglesnart at the rise of the first winter moon. You must also bring her a loaf of seeded rye bread pre-sliced. (It has nothing to do with the curse she just likes seeded rye bread)
I’m so sorry to anyone who followed me from We Are Not Alive and found out I’m mainly a fandom and aesthetic blogger
Marcelat Sakobi of Democratic Republic of Congo, at the end of the women’s round of 32 boxing match against Uzbekistan's Sitora Turdibekova, made a strong gesture to raise awareness of the ongoing genocide in the DR Congo by placing her hand in front of her mouth and pointing two fingers at her temple.
Resources for Congo:
Friends of Congo
Panzi Foundation
War Child
CammeDRCongo
Genocide Watch
A guide to the decades-long conflict in DR Congo
Democratic Republic of the Congo: Industrial mining of cobalt and copper for rechargeable batteries is leading to grievous human rights abuses.
An explanation thread from 2019.
Books on Congo.
Feel free to let me know of other resources to add.
food light-switch & outlet covers by Zen Creations
Officially, Telesphore's cupcakes should be snake-berry and swamp apricot, which are clearly unavailable to me, so I went with berries from a fresh batch of berry liqueur and some almond and vanilla extract. Which means these are going to take longer to perpare than usual, since you need at least two weeks to make the liqueur (the berries need to sit in sugar and ferment for about a week and then at least another week to macerate with the alcohol of your choice). I went with a fluffy cake that I overbaked, to get a nice, crispy exterior.
Recipe under the cut and on ao3
If you know how to make vișinată or afinată or any other kind of -ată, or a cordial, you're set. If you don't, I recommend looking up a recipe, but what I did was put a bunch of blueberries, redcurrants, strawberries and sliced apricots (get the pieces about the same size as the berries) in a 1L jar with about 200gr sugar, in layers, and leave them for about a week. Shake the jar every now and then, so the sugar dissolves. About a week later, you'll have some nice syrup and some fermented fruit - fill up the rest of the jar with vodka and leave it for at least another week. (You're supposed to leave it for three months for vișinată, for instance, but that would just make this whole recipe's prep time ridiculously long. You can let whatever's left from making the cupcakes age properly afterwards. A week is long enough for what we need here).
Now, for the cupcakes proper.
Ingredients:
4 eggs, separated
200gr sugar
1tsp vanilla essence
1/2tsp almond essence
150gr flour
1/4tsp salt
4tbsp oil
2tbsp water
a few drops lemon juice
200gr berries from the liqueur (this will include about a tablespoon of alcohol) (if you don't want to use alcohol, you can use fresh berries and apricots. don't worry about it)
Preheat oven (Gas Mark 4/180° C/350 F).
Separate the eggs
Mix the yolks with 2tbsp sugar, half the salt, the vanilla and almond essence
Beat the egg whites with the rest of the salt, a few drops of lemon juice and the rest of the sugar (add it gradually), until you get stiff peaks
Incorporate as much flour as you can into the yolk mixture
Gradually incorporate the whites into the mixture (switch to a fork or a whisk at this point)
Gradually incorporate the rest of the flour, one tablespoon at the time
Carefully incorporate the berries into the batter.
Spoon the batter into the muffin tray and bake for 30min
Leave them in the over for a couple more minutes after they're done, to make sure they won't deflate.
Let them cool in the tray for 1-2min after you take them out and then let them cool completely.
Frosting:
250gr mascarpone
3tbsp sugar
1tbsp berry liqueur
a few drops of blue and red food dye
Mix until stiff
Hey so in Romania there are in fact a ton of bears and they just walk down the road like they don’t give a fuck
THE BOTTOM LEFT PIC OF THE PLATE PAINTING IS MY FAVORITE I love how thruout the opera it changes from a clean pristine plate, to a smeared dirty plate, to a broken one. It is so fun. I love every production of Humperdinck's hansel and gretel so much
13 Nov 2022 | Day 6/∞: Hansel & Gretel at the Met Opera (2008) - Engelbert Humperdinck
He's practicing how to smile 😀 💚
Thank you for having me back the kingmaker histories.... I love being tiny and evil (Dieter Nation).... This short will make you crap your pants 💥
Transcript
Maxim Moretz gives you his advice on how to run a wholesome, legal, ethical family business.
Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05)
Come with me. And you'll be. In a world of Kril The Cupcake Nation. Take a look and you'll see he's my scrumptious machination.
Anyways. I am free from capcut editing hell and have released a dangerous aura onto the world.... in the form of these Another Crab's Treasure themed cupcakes. Watch with caution (or you may get krilled) 🦀🐚🧁💥
egg?
He is the EGG MAN
YIPPEE!!!!!! :^D
So do any of the other members of the creeps collective have tumblrs?
(im 90% sure it's not spelled "creeps" but ive only ever heard you guys say it so.)
All of the WANA people who are on tumblr are as follows:
Meg - @cannibalmukbang
Addison - @machetebisexual
Zuwie - @reignoftiramizu
Resharing this sentiment from Twitter dot Com here too because this weekend was fucking nuts. AND I CANNOT WAIT TO EVENTUALLY REVEAL WHAT IT WAS ABOUT. I DO NOT SAY THIS LIGHTLY: GET HYPED
it really hurts me to see so many gazans asking us for help, though that's through no fault of their own. they've been forced to use a social media site that they're probably not familiar with (because tumblr has kind of faded out of popular consciousness), to interact with us in a second language, to distinguish themselves from the scammers who are taking advantage of genocide, and to ask strangers for help. i don't think there are any cultures where it's easy to ask for help like this, but i'm intimately familiar with how humiliating it can be in arab culture. please be kind, gracious and helpful to the gazans in your inbox. this is a desperate time for them, and in addition to the physical danger inflicted by "israel", the prices of basic resources in gaza are extremely high due to scarcity, and those that manage to escape to egypt are financially exploited by landlords there and have an extremely difficult time finding work due to their unofficial status as refugees. these families will continue to need our help and i hope we can all continue to provide it to the best of our ability.
life would be sooo good without my curse
Red guy but hes under the water and hunting for cod or perhaps some salmon
I was inspired by @em_bers's "playdoh artpiece tutorial" on Twittur to make a little mixed media sculpt for myself :^D The head is made of playdoh (I found a yellow tub of it in the back of my pantry...... It was meant to be....) and the stars from holepunched paper. :^D Had a lot of fun w this one, I will share isolated pics BEEELOWW
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PLAYDOH!!!
for day 6/7 of podcast girls week! late for day 6 (and almost day 7 oops), but this is pure self-indulgence :3c
I was inspired by @em_bers's "playdoh artpiece tutorial" on Twittur to make a little mixed media sculpt for myself :^D The head is made of playdoh (I found a yellow tub of it in the back of my pantry...... It was meant to be....) and the stars from holepunched paper. :^D Had a lot of fun w this one, I will share isolated pics BEEELOWW
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PLAYDOH!!!
7/13/24 note: Thank u guys for the very kind hashtag-notes on this piece, I just saw the one now, and it means so much to me (more than you will ever know)!!! Lots and lots of love. I will probably be posting a bit more art soon )I just have to remember Tumblr is a thing I can post on LOL)
Pencil illustration from last year, these character designs have changed massively but it's still somefin I'm happy with :^] Closeups :^D (points downwards)