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KILLJAM XXX - Episode One: Hail To The Queen, Baby - Part 1! - Out of Context

Got preoccupied with making jelly nougat for the holidayz and now Im here to scream and shout and let it all out ABOUT THIS. Im holding santa captive and making him listen!!!! (That's what he gets for breaking into MY house and eating MY cookies!!!) MERRY XMAS as in X marks the spot because I dug up the most fun episode EVER! WOW! Buried treasure more like buried PRESENTS! SILVER & GOLD SILVER & GOLD (from rudolph the red nosed reindeer). I HELPED WRITE THIS EP W MEG. HAD A BLAST. Thank u kingmaker histories nation for letting me contribute some evil especially around the holiday szn. What's YET TO COME!??!?! Well you have to listen to the ep to find out. Or ask the ghost of Xmas Yet To Come (but he's on vacay right now).

Transcript Link

The gang makes a friend.

Content Warning: discussed and implied animal abuse, gore (41:07-41:24)

Can you believe it guys!????!? It got here so fast!!!!!!!!

ft. Linzersnap (she/they) & Swiz (they/he/she)

I love roasting baby carrots. .95 cents per big big bag. I love spraying baby carrots with butterflavored cooking spray and roasting baby carrots at 400 degrees F. Just a few cents per carrot. Season them..... So awesome. On an unrelated note Last night I dreamt I went to hell

hey have you heard

KILLJAM XXX ???

yet?? bc you should!! it’s so fun and horny and full of violence and deeply biting commentary and did i mention its fun? i’ve laughed out loud at every episode so far! it’s wrestling death games and contracts and cyberpunk it’s a delight you should check it out

omg! i found out you had a tumblr account today!!!!! also did you know theres a springtastic refrence in BFDIA??? (second season of bfdi)

HIIII HELLO! Yes.... I am a little tumblrina. Im tryna use it more but I am extremely forgetful and often only post in one place at a time LMFAO. BUT HI!

AND NO! WHAT!!?? I will have to check it out. Being perfectly honest Im a little behind on the ii/bfdi stuffs (I've just had a lot going on) but this is my wakeup call to catch up. SPRINGTASTIC

dieter my little Shitty Meow Meow. he spent 2,000,000 marks to watch someone die live on stream

Transcript of audio file below the cut

DIETER: Yeah, excuse me- what did you call this? "V-tubing?" Wh- what is that, "v-tubing"? What's the V stand for? Valorian? Valorian tubing? This is boring! I wanna go watch a public execution. What are all those icons popping up? Ooh, can you submit a donation request? Oh. Cool. 'Kay, one second.

SOUND: Keyboard clacking.

DIETER: Cool. I just asked if somebody could kill him live on stream. Why did I just get a pop-up that I'm banned?? You can't do that?? You can't ask that?? THIS CENTURY IS SO STUPID! OH MY GOD, PLEASE, I HATE LIVE STREAMS! ...Wait, do you think anywhere live streams public executions?

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Happy Halloween (it's July) 🎃🍫🧵

Pencil illustration from last year, these character designs have changed massively but it's still somefin I'm happy with :^] Closeups :^D (points downwards)