Tis ZUWIE! | They/He/It | 23www.reignoftiramizu.comIllustrator | Voice Actor | Musician | Writer | Jester🏳️⚧️👹🏳️🌈Purveyor of mildly-irritating curses.And my organs are made of fondant!!!! 😁🍫
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Faustina Fetamine (Main Protagonist of KILLJAM XXX)
4th Wall Blurring (In the intros and outros), Angst (She’s really going through it), Distinctive Voice (thank you, Addison Peacock!!), Egotistical, Gay (More specifically, Bi!), Glowing Neon, Hotheaded, Herbo, Smartdumb, Fangs, Neurodivergent (Faustina’s autistic), Parental Issues, Power (if fighting skills count), Short (5’4), Alternative Fashion.
Total: 15
Mr. Dirge (Main Antagonist of KILLJAM XXX)
Brick Shithouse (Like a fridge that hates you), Capitalist (the CEO of a bloodsport company), Deadpan Snarker, Dealmaker, Distinctive Voice (Thank you, Austin Lee Matthews!!), Dominating, Hot-headed (just ask all his dead golf caddies and secretaries), Knifemurder (Well, Robot Hand Murder), Obsessive, Parental Figure (Basically Faustina’s nightmare stepdad), Power, Scars (Cybernetic eye and hand), Tall, Upper Class, Complete Monster (you’ll see), Suitguy.
Total: 17
Guys..... Please listen to Roy Kaplan. This show has so much love and effort poured into it over a long (& very worth the length) production time, AND EVERY EPISODE HAS ITS OWN ILLUSTRATION!!??? I MEAN COME ON!!!!!! IM GRINNING LIKE A MANIAC!!!!!!! If I was a billionaire I would reward that with one ZILLION dollars (I stole an additional trillion to get to a zillion, from my billion. We all know rich people steal). You know how much I love illustration (if u know me... or I suppose that's fairly obvious, but I digress) Anyways the performances are so fun & the story is fantastic, and the creator/production is so so very kind, pls give this audio drama the love it so very much deserves – there isn't much to get thru listening-wise, and u will not be disappointed. Again thank u for letting me be a part of this in general, I AM SO HONORED. I'm shaking around little pompoms for ROY KAPLAN!!!!
Episode 10, Doctor's Orders, drops tomorrow, Saturday at 6PM CST! This week, Roy gets into a spot of trouble while investigating a missing person...
If you want to listen to Doctor's Orders and chat live with other listeners, come join us for the premiere:
If you missed it, you can listen to/read transcripts for the previous episode, Calling Card, on my website (or your favored podcast aggregator of choice). I also wrote a short commentary blog post about it if you like that sort of thing! You can find the full episode listing on the Out of Sight page.
And as always, if you want to chat about Roy Kaplan, feel free to comment on YouTube, send asks, or come join us on Discord!
KILLJAM TRIPLE X.... MORE LIKE KILLJAM HOLY TRINITY........ (unholy trinity)...... This EP is nuts; if ur into immersive cityscape audio design, THIS IS THE ONE FOR YOU!!!!! And the fight(s) are insane as well. Remember what Dirge said: none of those fancy arenas will Faustina fight in any longer!!!! It's all city streets and.... potential good eats..... (Malvo has really good burgers, so I've heard)
After leaving EKW in the midst of her scandal, Faustina’s on the run from a nun with a gun!
Trailer Cast: Gus Zagarella as Randy Macaque, Josh Rubino as Roger Tallarico, @machetebisexual as Faustina Fetamine, Tiana Camacho as Mara, Chelsea Rebecca as Mother Hysteria, and @holographicgoblinking as Jesse Bazooka.
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Reshare as I just posted another beau piece today :^D
Did I Make The Tardigrade?!?? 🧬🐻❄️🧪
Tardigrades are poisoning the theme park's water supply!!!!! Country BEAU Jamboree!!! Scientific intervention!!! Posted this to twittur dot com a little while ago; tis a pencil & paper illust I casually worked on these past few months. Usually illusts don't take me this long but would only chip away on it while I wasn't home (i.e. at coffeeshop & library). Character in the dead-center is my little freak Beau. They love the theme park's tardigrade mascot. Perhaps a little too much
It's Beau!!! 🐻❄️🧬🚢
I haven't drawn digitally in a supah long time (I'm so used to traditional pencil & paper LMFAO, & Im currently reillustrating my website logo so I needed 2 warmup a bit)..... Here is my fucked up weird irradiated creature made up of tardigrades. My angel(??? question mark)?!?? They would eat pennies before going thru an MRI
I'm taking Dirge mini golfing so I can nix him onsite & bury him beneath a pintsized windmill. Who's this Mr Dirge you ask!?? Why's Faustina losing 10000ml of blood (& is OK enough to ask for a sugar cookie)!!? Who's Roger Tallarico (& why do I want to kill him)?! SEE EP2 TO FIND OUT!!!! ☝️👹💙💖 ⛳️ 📸 🩻🧁🦊
Missing an arm and running out of time, Faustina needs to think fast to defeat Drill-Bitch. Meanwhile, Mr. Dirge puts a diabolical plan in place. Either way, something terrible is about to happen to the KILLJAM Queen…
FIND ALL OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 💙
Cast Includes: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fetamine, @amtrax as Mr. Dirge, @jonnywaistcoat as Dr. Yuzna, Tiana Camacho as Mara, Sami Chen as Geeno, @starplanes as Lola, Josh Rubino as Roger Tallarico, @holographicgoblinking as Jesse Bazooka, Gus Zagarella as Randy Macaque, @spaceboymb as Foot Freak, and @cannibalmukbang as Drill-Bitch!
Transcript / Content Warnings In The Show Notes!
First is from the amazing Bob Raymonda’s Bobby’s Snacks newsletter!
And the second is from the newsletter of the equally amazing @skyfullofpods
We feel so lucky to be welcomed into this community we care so deeply about, and is full of so many people that we respect and who inspire us in all we do. Hearing that people enjoy the show makes it all worthwhile! 🩵
Make sure you set a reminder: We’ve got exploding heads, secret plots, and new villains.
You’re not gonna want to miss this one!
Faustina sends her love! Better wish her luck on the Drill-Bitch fight 💙
NEW KILLJAM X X X TOMMOROW GUYS‼️ YOU GOTTA GET ON THIS SHIT I PROMISE
First is from the amazing Bob Raymonda’s Bobby’s Snacks newsletter!
And the second is from the newsletter of the equally amazing @skyfullofpods
We feel so lucky to be welcomed into this community we care so deeply about, and is full of so many people that we respect and who inspire us in all we do. Hearing that people enjoy the show makes it all worthwhile! 🩵
I (& all my friends involved w/ this project) have been going batshit over the sweet reviews/reactions to EP1 so far.
If u have seen us absolutely buzzing over the public reception to EP1's release in, well, PUBLIC...... then I implore you to think abt how nuts our priv chats have been LMFAO, its a bunch of 'LOOK HOW SWEET THIS IS' exchanges & mushing & such. Thank u all, I cannot put into words how much those things mean to us. Pumped for everyone to hear EP2 (& witness how it catapults the rest of the show forward!!) A LOT OF RLLY FUN (& INTENSE & dare I say HEARTFELT) SHIT TO COME!!!!! :^) ⚔️💙💗
Trailer Cast: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fetamine, @jonnywaistcoat as Dr. Yuzna, Sami Chen as Geeno, Josh Rubino as Roger Tallarico, @amtrax as Mr. Dirge, Tiana Camacho as Mara, @holographicgoblinking as Jesse Bazooka, and @cannibalmukbang as Drill-Bitch!
video edited by @reignoftiramizu - graphics by @lawofnamesmedia (screen visual) & @reignoftiramizu (lighting, popup assets & backgrounds) - character art by @holographicgoblinking - logo designed by @valdevia
Find it all here!
Someone sucks the life out of someone in this episode (Literally??! Metaphorically!!?? YOU TELL ME)!!! All I can say is this episode DID NOT suck the life out of me, in fact it added 10000 yrs to my lifespan. So tense so fun SO GREAT and SO KILLER for a SEASON FINALE.
Now that the season is over I believe it is a great time for you Kingmakerians (and future kingmakerians) to catch up on the show... Perhaps listen for the first time.... Perhaps a relisten.... Third time's the charm... Perhaps you will... engage in such charm....
New episode out now!
Transcript link
Telesphore finally comes clean.
Content Warnings: drug use, needles, gore, cannibalism, sucking/slurping noises (32:13-32:20)
new kingmaker ep let's fucking goooooooooo
My cuteness aggression is so large for skullcrusher that Im going to skull crush her (affectionately)
Reblog this picture of Skullcrusher to have a picture of Skullcrusher on your blog.
^ Do you like my rhyme. Anyways. U know the dril(ling the kingmaker diamond out of Colette's head so I can use it for....... very sane and pacifical reasons....) My @kingmakerpod season 3 finale live reaction below.......
I love the Historian arguing with his editor (FOR FOUR DAYS). Who is his editor. I know it doesnt matter but I feel like the editor is someone the kingmaker fanbase should cling to and make headcanons for. The collaborative headcanon character of Kingmaker. The scp foundation collaborative headcanon character of Kingmaker
The music beneath Telesphore explaining things (after the intro music) IS SO GOOD Also the delivery on “You’ve got other neighbours, Colette. My people are just the only ones who’ve bothered to introduce ourselves” is fucking fantastic
Something that didnt make it into the episode but is written in the transcript was (after the line “It was my codename [Fox], for written correspondence”) “We all had them, and since we were Earth-based we used Earth animals” and I love that line so so much. I could’ve put two and two together w/o reading the transcript I suppose, but I just think thats cute…. that they specifically sought out earth animals to call themselves after
“EISEN: I mean this. You and me, the van, this whole enterprise. Are you still spying now? Has it been going on the whole time?” MY HEART IS BREAKING RIGHT NOW Oh Taqi…. great read…. Also that little “tap tap tap” after “I mean this” was such a great little touch
“NARRATOR: The first symptom of Mage’s Ruin poisoning is vertigo.” SCAARYY INTERJECTION BY THE HISTORIAN PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
“TELESPHORE: …you probably shouldn’t kiss me any time soon, either. | EISEN: I wasn’t planning on it, trust me” YEEOOOUCH IM SAD
TAQIS READS ARE FUCKING FABULOUS “(struggling to articulate) He’s just gonna- he’s…do you know what I mean? And it’s just hard, y’know- if he’s not gonna be–“ MY HEART IS BREAKING SO BAD FUCK YOU!!!
“TELESPHORE: No, she said ‘thank you in advance for the money’, and I didn’t respond in kind. There was no agreement, ergo, there is no deal.” AAAUGGHHHHH
Love this creaking in the bg whilst this scene is happening too Its so subtle yet adds so much to the environment
Ok found one of my new favorite line-sets in kingmaker history…. “TELESPHORE: I could never bring myself to disrespect a dish like that, Colette. Especially not with cyanide. It would totally ruin the flavour profile. | COLETTE: Not if it was an almond streusel, though.”
Timberwolf & The little crystal hybrid
“EISEN: Are you going to compensate us for the tickets, or do we have to fork up for those as well?” Love eisen so dearly
EISEN TINKERING MONTAGE OHMYGODDD THAT SOUNDED FUCKING AMAZING IN MY EARS HMGMY GOD I LISTENED AGAIN. THAT WAS THE COOLEST MOST BADASS THING EVER
I cant imagine actually drinking the dirty water of a mop bucket. I think id rather be poisoned w/ Mage’s Ruin than be forced to do that I gotta be honest
“I only say it because I love you” “(deadpan) thank you so much” LMFAO
its rondo I MEAN LIBERATO (only meg will understand this Hi Meg!!!)
I love this diabetic piano Holy fuck it doubles as both a fake movie soundtrack and a rlly good soundtrack to the actual episode. And the sound design flipping from the theater to the projection room. AND THE LITTLE HEAD WHIP ON “THERE” when Liberato turns Telesphore’s head
Sagas voice acting is fucking awesome I know ive said it before but. It is so good. Everyones performances are going so hard in this AAUGHH WHAT A GREAT FINALE & IM ONLY HALFWAY THRU. I DONT WANT IT TO END BUT IM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT
“COLETTE: Yeah, I’m at my limit.” as the kingmaker is pulsing I LOVE THE DELIVERY ON THIS LMFAOOO
I love Taqi’s little additionals like “Well well well” on the “Just as I expected” SO GOOD
ZANETTI. Also “EISEN: See this man? | CONCIERGE: The one who looks like he’s late to his own funeral? I don’t think I could miss him.” LMFAO AND “You’ve, uh, been very helpful” COLETTES FUCKING VOICE HELPP
HISTORIAN STOP CUTTING IN WITH THE FUCKING MAGES RUIN SYMPTOMS YOURE SCARING THE FUCK OUTTA ME IMGOING TO KILL HIM. IM GOING TO KILL HIM WITH MAGES RUIN. HIS KARMA
My heart is breaking I am. Going to kill I think. Saga is getting a big big dose of mages ruin too I think!!! FROM ME!!!
“SAGA: Maybe if I stall long enough, you’ll lose your sense of taste, too.” FUCK YOU
Im grinning because I know what happens and im waiting. Im waiting. It was so good thru text and Im anticipating… IM ANTICIPATING……
THEREEEEAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA TELESPHORE BLOODSPATTER DRINKING VAMPIRE MOMENT. THE COOLEST FUCKING DEATH IN KINGMAKER TO DATE I WILL NEVER. EVER. GET OVER THIS
Love how good neighbors die. I love death lore. Ughhh I LOVE THE FLOWERS GROWING IN HER WAKE its so COOL. AND WEARING BLOOD LILLIES! and the clock tower chiming in the background of all this AAUAGHHH ITS SO CINEMATIC
“COLETTE: The blood sucking was very…(clears throat) You’re lucky to have him, Eisen.” Love it
“But if you, dear listener, were to visit it for whatever reason, you would still be able to find a patch of strange and otherworldly flora growing where the hotel’s garden once was.” LOVE THIS EVEN MORE.
Oh my god what a great season finale. AAUGHH THE MUSIC AT THE VERY END TOO. Oh I love these more intense episodes… I love the shenanigans the trio can get into, and the plucky weird situations they traverse but like…. These intense episodes rlly bloom them. Oh my god. INSANEEE PERFORMANCES FROM EVERYONE. INSANE WRITING. INSANE EVERYTHING. I may not be mourning Saga (Fuck you saga) but I WILL be mourning Kingmaker until SEASON 4 IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEASON FOUR NEEOWW!!!!!!! …. Patience is virtue. Patience is virtue….
I love taking what. 3 days to post things. 4 days to post things. My bad everyone. I will miss you kingmaker (until we meet again, s4)
I listened to episode one earlier and I’m already a big fan! Can’t wait for more episodes!
YAY thank you!!!! 💙 We'll have more episodes every Wednesday!!!
I feel dumb for having to ask to be sure, but is Bellamy transmasc? :0 I read the scene with Ramrod as him being deadnamed and wasn’t sure if I was overthinking or not XP
No such thing as dumb questions!! 😃
But yes, Bellamy is transmasc!
However, he’s not being deadnamed in that scene, Hex is just a nickname he hates for reasons you’ll discover in the next few eps…
Thank you so much for listening! We love hearing from our audience 🩵
Im crying guys. Im crying tears of joy. And of nuclear liquid. Because my energy is nuclear and I am standing on cloud 10 (which is even better than cloud 9). KILLJAM...... IS OUT!!!!!!!! THIS SHOW HAS BEEN (AND STILL IS).... SO SO SO SPECIAL TO ME & so many others. It is a labor of love of 2+ yrs; I cant stress it enough. I have made so many friendships thru it that are so treasured & incredible and span beyond the show itself. Holy fuck. Thank u endlessly to the cast & crew who made this possible & to anyone giving it a listen, it is appreciated more than u know. IM KILLJAMMIN OUT, I cannot wait for u all to see what's in store. Genuinely one of the coolest fucking stories Ive had the honor of pitching in to tell/help out with behind the scenes
I am so insanely thrilled right now I feel like I could eat 100000 thousand jars of peanutbutter and then explode the jars with my fucking mind. AAAUGHMY GOD I FUCKING... LOVE.... KILLJAM. I HOPE U ALL ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS WE HAVE IN MAKING IT REAL. ITS... SO SPECIAL TO ME. ITS MY FAVORITE PROJECT EVER!!!!
I AM TICKLED (BELLAMY) PINK 🧑🦰🦾💥
Meet Faustina Fetamine, worldwide superstar and champion of the deadliest sport on earth: KILLJAM, where super-powered female fighters battle for fame, riches, and glory. But one bad choice might be all it takes to end Faustina’s winning streak…
FIND ALL OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 🩵
(Apple Podcasts to be added soon!)
It's KILLJAM XXX Eve, don't forget to leave a milkshake out for Faustina tonight!
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My live reaction. Anyways you guys YOU ARE GOING TO LOOOOVE THE FINALE EPISODE Its fucking fantastic & worth the wait.... absence makes the heart grow fonder.... and in this particular instance more terrified because you are all Not Ready for the sheer amt of shit thats gonna GO DOWNNNNN!!!!!! Also Rondos Pizza
Season Three Blooper Reel
It's with deepest apologies that we announce episode 31 has been delayed until the 25th, so for now, please enjoy another fun round of outtakes!
There's also a new short story available for free on our Patreon to tide you over until next week.
Thanks so much for your patience!
IT'S ALMOST HERE...... KILLJAM'S ALMOST HERE...........
AND IN LESS THAN A WEEK'S TIME.....☝️👹
Oh how the world will change on April 23rd (rubs my hands together with much evil merriment). Not because Im prophesying doomsday or anything but because KILLJAM releases on April 23rd. EPISODE ONE, TO BE EXACT!!!!!! (And the world can't end until KILLJAM comes out of course!!!!! WE HAVE TO GO OUT W/ A BANG!!!!!)
This show is such a labor of love AND ALSO, I have met & made so many very treasured friendships thru it..... I cannot wait for everyone to see what the team (& my very dear friends) have been conjuring up for the past 2ish yrs. I hope you enjoy it as much as its been fun to help come to fruition. Does that sentence make sense???! I DONT KNOW! AND I DONT CARE! BECAUSE THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS: KILLJAM IS COMING AND SOON!!!! 💥 💙💜
video edited by @reignoftiramizu - graphics by @lawofnamesmedia (screen visual) & @reignoftiramizu (lighting, popup assets & backgrounds) - character art by @holographicgoblinking - logo designed by @valdevia - the voice of Faustina Fucking Fetamine is @machetebisexual
ignore this guys I am testing something
I am actually gonna cry. This audio drama has been such a labor of love... & believe me, YOU'LL LOVE IT. Three X's?! MORE LIKE THREE G's: GOREY GAY & GOOD– NO, GREAT. ENJOY THE CARNAGE: SOON. 🧑🦰💥🔫
~ Logo by Jasper Taylor and Meg Tuten, Logo text by @valdevia ~
The deranged, queer cyberpunk death game audio drama podcast that myself, @machetebisexual, @reignoftiramizu, and @cannibalmukbang have been working on for the last two years.
You can follow it right here on tumblr at @killjamxxx
It features actors who have been in:
The Magnus Archives. (As a Friendly Surgeon Who Cannot Catch A Break)
The Amazing Digital Circus. (As an Enterprising Organ Harvester)
Slay The Princess. (As a Sadistic Superpowered Assassin)
Final Fantasy Seven Remake. (As a Truly Evil Corporate Bastard)
The Mortuary Assistant. (As a Ravenous Wolf Woman)
Lackadaisy. (As a Helpful Murder Nerd)
Dimension 20. (As a Mom-Friend Dominatrix)
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. (As a Cyborg out for Revenge)
Another Crab’s Treasure. (As a Homicidal Wife Guy)
The Kingmaker Histories. (As a Solipsistic Killer Clown Girl)
Caravan. (As a Guy You’ll Really Want to Punch)
Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury. (As an Incredible Narrator)
Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead. (As a Stab-Happy Street Punk)
Eeler’s Choice. (As Diabolical German Pawnbroker and a Humanoid Catfish)
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. (As a Loan Shark Who Might Be The Devil)
Less Is Morgue. (As a Woman Who Will Drill You To Death)
The NoSleep Podcast. (As The Ghost of a Questionable Father)
The Dead Meat YouTube Channel. (As a Terrifying Robotic Nun)
And that’s not even getting into the SNILF (Snake Milf), the buff lady with the eyepatch, the dorky trans reptile scientist, the charming British thief, or the evil undead Ringmaster.
You can subscribe to KILLJAM X X X on Podbean using this link here. We’re working on getting it on all the major podcatchers, including Spotify and Apple Podcasts.