NEW KILLJAM X X X TOMMOROW GUYS‼️ YOU GOTTA GET ON THIS SHIT I PROMISE

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Various Halloween Candies and Foods!

what a spectacle ! ✨

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TALK ABOUT!!???!? 🗣 💥 👹 ☎️

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what a cute kid :o] would be a shame if his father's actions were to permanently damage his psyche

(s**th p*rk fans gargle my nuts)

Made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and it was a massacre

HOLY FUCK IVE JUST LISTENED TO KILLJAM XXX AND IT IS SO GOOOOOD YOU GUYS!

Faustina IS SO FUNNY AND AMAZING AND SO COOL AND NOOOOOOOOO WHY DO ALL THE CHARACTERS HATE HER SO MUCH SHE HAS HAD SUCH A BAD TIME I JUST WANT TO GIVE HER A HUG AND THE STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE THAT SHE NEVER GOT TO HAVE AND TELL HER THAT SHE IS LOVED- like, perfect sense of humour, especially for this site

Bellamy Pink- my guy’s voice he sounds young I absolutely LOVE how he is ready to throw hands (aka bring out his SUPER COOL MASSIVE GUN) for breaking his (one) business card, what a legend

The commentators: I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOUR- Jesse is so enthusiastic and Randy is sooo out of pocket it’s hilarious

Mara: You know what, we’ll see how it goes but she genuinely appears to care for Faustina, although she needs to see how shitty the company was treating Faustina as that was genuinely messed up

And Jonathan Sims is there?!?! And he gets some very funny lines!!!

I am sooooo going to be quoting things from this show- if you are a fan of Helluva Boss you will LOVE this unapologetically queer sci-fi violent comedy!!!

KINGMAKER in with the NEW EPISODE!!!!!! IN WITH THE NEW EPISODE!!!!

Oh You know what time it is!!!! Knocks on your door with a plate of oatmeal raisin cookies and smiles. Kingmaker Newest Episode live react time!!!!! (SPOILERS)

Oh you don't like oatmeal raisin cookies??!? Hrm. That is too bad. Perhaps my Ice Mage will have something to say about that. (You fucking die). Listen to @kingmakerpod or my Ice Mage will get you!!!

I need to start using the simile of “(blank) attracted (blank) like a flock of sheep attracts mantelopes” in my everyday vocabulary because A. Its funny and B. when people say What the fuck is a mantelope, Im going to say oh. Oh haven’t you heard??? Of Kingmaker??? And then I get them hooked on Kingmaker. My scheme

LEONIDS BACK, I LOVE YOU LEONID!!!! I LOVE HIM FACING UP AGAINST SOMEONE (HOLZMANN) WHO IS OF MORE THREAT THAN HE IS!!!!! “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!!!” “Leonid, who as it turned out, did not know his rights” I grinned

MORETZ. MY FUCKING FAVORITE. I love announcing character names when they appear. Im introducing them at the door. SO MANY ANTAGONISTS IN ONE PLACE IN THIS EP, so fun. (Im scared). But Moretz you were always my favorite. Is this the infamous homoerotic scene that was discussed online/through DM. I will update in a few minutes. Update: “MY crime boss” Yeah this is it. Its already happening

DIETER 👹 And actually, fuck Moretz........ I have another evil person who’s name starts with an M that I love even more. (Its Margot. Its Margot). She steals the show for me

“You know, it pained me to sign your death certificate this morning.” “… I beg your pardon, sir?” WHAT A FUCKING HARD SET OF LINES. Also keep Telesphore’s name out of your mouth Kruger, I hope you get cinnamoned again. I HOPE YOU BLINK AGAIN!!!! LOSER OF STARING CONTESTS!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

“Holzmannisation” Fuck that word. Evil! ALSO. LEIPZIG PAUL IS BACK. “MORETZ: You’ll be luckier if you see us leave. Awfully drab little shop you’ve got here, Paul. Clearly your talents for Artifice don’t extend to interior design. Boys? Remodel the place. SOUND: Moretz’s boys start smashing up the shop.” Oh Moretz is so Camp. “I’m already doing you the kindness of redecorating. Don’t force me to paint the walls, too” HES SO CAMP

LOU SUTCLIFFE IS HERE. STACKED CAST. Sidenote, it’s so eerie not hearing the main 3 appear in this ep..... and that’s how I know shit is going down Real Bad in Kingmaker lore land...

Not the ice mage missing ☠️ …. Second time within a year I’ve said a relative “How did you miss”

Best. Fucking. Death Montage. In the world. I remember hearing a preview of this and absolutely going buckwild batshit. Off the charts..... OFF THE CHARTS!!!!!! THIS IS A MONTAGE FOR THE PORTFOLIO @ EVERYONE INVOLVED, Henry, Meg, VAs, EVERYONE!!!!! I could relisten to it 182107219 TIMES!!!!!

“I wouldn’t advise that, Herr Rothbart. I’m a very good shot.” (cocks gun) Oh.... a pit in my stomach formed. That line went hard

Dieter enrichment (Thank you artifeast for saying Dieter Enrichment, if ur reading this. I saw ur live reaction and it made me laugh. Ur energy for the show is infectious. THANK U FOR BEING SO SWEET ABT KINGMAKER, ALWAYS, everyone thinks u are so kind and encouraging and loves your art so so DEARLY!!!!!)

Iyer, Winterlich and Co. vs The Treasonous Three. This isn’t canon I just love their group-of-3 names and I think they should meet. (Too late, the latter is in a precarious situation. Aka Dead). Fuck. Holzmann’s arrival scared the shit out of me. He is so scary

“YOURE GOING TO TAKE US BACK TO THE FKA–“ “No, Labelle.” ✋ Love the sassy little delivery on No, Labelle.

“Perhaps someday we’ll live in a perfect utopia, populated by automatons under the command of a perfectly logical machine mind” Holzmann pro-generative AI.......... Oh he So Would Be.

IM FUCKING TERRIFIED OF THE WITCH KILLER. WOW! WHAT A CALMING END TO THIS EPISODE!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANKS GUYS!!!!

THE REANIMATE IS OUT! :^D https://youtu.be/b6g8MZpqkYY?si=KFbCVzfMK-daMly4

Guys do you think the new purple dream demon Tad Strange will appear in season 2???? DROP YOUR THEORIES BELOW!!!!! (MY CLIP (#202) FOR THE GRAVITY FALLS REANIMATED PROJECT!!!!! hosted by @ReanimatedFalls on Twittur...)