Latest Posts by reidlesbian - Page 7

Reid: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Hotch: I wrote you a poem.

Reid, already crying: You did?

thinking about hotchreid coffee dates... spencer playfully kicking hotch under the table... converses knocking against sleek dress shoes... hotch ordering himself a black coffee and a pastry for spencer... spencer ranting about the research paper he’s working on between bites of cake while hotch just smiles... hotch not telling spencer that his face is covered in powdered sugar until spencer notices and they both burst into laughter... yeah...

Priest Hotch BUT he’s casually homophobic and the biggest closet case ever seen. He never left the south (is Virginia the south?) has his good ol’ country boy values instilled into him by his horrible father. That is until a case brings Spencer Reid with the BAU to his church and his life gets flipped upside down.

The BAU has to work with Hotch on the case and his casual homophobic remarks get under Spencer’s skin, but he’s used to homophobes. What he’s not used to is being so physically attracted to homophobes that he can’t think straight. Hotch is the sexiest man he’s ever seen. He hates him. He wants to fuck him. What happens when Hotch casually mentions his dad beat the gay demon out of him when he was a kid and Spencer realizes this guy is so far into the closet he’s in Narnia?

Internalized (and externalized too ig) homophobia, enemies to lovers, unresolved childhood trauma, angst, sinful sinful sex, and eventual happy ending 50k slow burn

therapist: reid have you been doing drugs again

reid: is love a drug

therapist: probably the most powerful drug there is

reid: good because I fuckin love heroin

hotch only knew 5 minutes of peace in his entire life and it was when morgan and reid were stuck in that elevator

obsessed with how i’ve deluded myself into thinking my sexual thoughts are normal... ok lesbian obsessed with hotchreid.

thinking about the time in high school when i broke down crying in the hallway during lunch because spencer reid isn’t canon gay. i was so right for that.

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

nothing more homoerotic than two unstable gays trying to kill each other, it’s called love sorry you’ve never felt it

spore has one of the funniest receptions of any video game imagine literally any other game having its entire fanbase go "yeah 60% +/- 20% of this game completely fucking sucks. the part i like is pretty fun though. this game rules"

the thing about joan of arc is god isnt real and he wasnt speaking to her and she was just a girl and she was so brave and they burned her.