the thing about joan of arc is god isnt real and he wasnt speaking to her and she was just a girl and she was so brave and they burned her.
Oh no tattoo for me thanks. Can you just hurt me instead
spore has one of the funniest receptions of any video game imagine literally any other game having its entire fanbase go "yeah 60% +/- 20% of this game completely fucking sucks. the part i like is pretty fun though. this game rules"
hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
this is like the best thing i’ve ever seen.... I LOVE MY BABIES
criminal minds: a comedy trailer
bloodlust is the best word in the english language. she has everything. sex. violence. assonance. who can compare.
"you better not be baby billy the puppet when i get there."
my rambunctious ass:
Hannigram literally redefined my view of love. How the fuck am I supposed to move on from that.
coke zero themed abortion
there is no greater bond than that of a criminally insane homosexual and the target of their affection