Latest Posts by reidlesbian - Page 2
i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
im not familiar with that movie but ive heard of its homosexuality
I think about this every day.
So glad they didn’t put this in the show bc I genuinely would’ve spontaneously combusted.
Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck
if you’re lesbian how come you post about men all the time? /gen
an evil wizard cursed me so whenever I try to post about a woman it turns into a gay fictional man
one cool thing about catholicism is they don't actually check if youre catholic when u go to mass you can just get on your knees and have a priest put christs body in your mouth with NO verification to make sure youre not just some kind of pervert.
yall i cannot stop coming up with ideas for hannigram animatics to 2000s white girl anthems 😭😭
apps that shut off your music when you open them just how fucking important do you think you are
Yes, Hannibal is a romantic but he most definitely was annoyed about the finger print stains that Will left on his glass.
The reason Will’s mask was clear was they wanted to show his beautiful, suspected cannibal face.
Hannibal’s mask is not clear because the bitch was eating people with his eyes.
Welcome to my TEDTalk.
I was a part of the russian sleep experiment but I was in the control group so none of that stuff happened to me
bro quit shielding me from danger with your body you're going to make the audience think we're gay
Thinking of that chapter in Red Dragon where Hannibal writes Will a lil note after Will gets stabbed in the cheek. OOUGGGHH MY BOOKS WILL (I also think about you so much ❤️) aaach my books! What a little freak (lovingly)
Oh no tattoo for me thanks. Can you just hurt me instead
hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
Nonconsensual Sexless BDSM (Beating The Shit Out Of You In An Alleyway)
do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
Hannibal saying “nice to meat you” but no one can tell
Your honor can we have recess my client is eepy.
love it when in fanfics Hannibal gives Will a stuffed dog. like yeah that pathetic babygirl would love that fr.
how many times did Will fantasize about getting pushed against this ladder for him to have a visceral reaction to Hannibal cornering him like this? slut, whore, harlot.
Yesterday at FYE i bought a plushie and dude didnt give me a bag just the boy and a receipt and i was like "hey bro can you give me a bag i really dont wanna be carrying this around the mall" and he was like "why are you ashamed to carry him"
Yes.
wow what a pretty boy...he would look beautiful writhing in pain and crying in agony
Anyway Hannibal has ruined my brain because why is that the only kind of love that would satisfy me now. Anything less intense and toxic seems so uninspired…
Like before dating wasn’t a prospect because I had no concept of love. Now dating isn’t a prospect bc I have an INSANE concept of love. Oops.
