I Think About This Every Day.

Tell me Will, why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

me when ao3 is down so I'm forced to go to bed early and have a good 8 hours of sleep before going back to work tomorrow instead of burning my retina on my screen phone reading about the same guys falling in love over and over until 3 am

I love when boys are in love. Boys who are deeply fucked up and definitely not good for each other. Boys who, despite their age, can only be called boys. It’s in their eyes. Sad, hurt, broken, little boys. And all they want is each other. They don’t understand anything else. Who could deny them?

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

bloodlust is the best word in the english language. she has everything. sex. violence. assonance. who can compare.

if you’re lesbian how come you post about men all the time? /gen

an evil wizard cursed me so whenever I try to post about a woman it turns into a gay fictional man

He was in his 30s!!!! He shoulda been at the museum!!! (Clubs are too overstimulating for him!!!!!)

nothing will ever be sexier than a man saying the word righteous with a gun in his hands.