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I was reciting the whole monologue to myself before noticing someone beat me to it at the end and it's so much better than whatever I could have done
Fuck you, City of Ur!
If you're dumb enough to buy a cartload of copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Ea-Nasir's Imported Metals!
Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!
That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!
Take a hike to Ea-Nasir's, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!
How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll turn you into a eunuch!
Only at Ea-Nasir's, the only merchant that tells you to fuck off!
Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you make a donation to the palace, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
Go to hell! Ea-Nasir's Metals: Sumer's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in Mesopotamia! Guaranteed!
If anyone sees this repost pls edit this card to have the Spongeularity in it
The opposition to the death penalty in me leaving my body when I think about the tech guys responsible for this
The Iterators are such a fascinating existential well of song animatics overlaid on top of the funny moist feline game, I hope I get to see a finished animatic or animation
Going unhinged about Five Pebbles perhaps. Massive credit to @verminsh for brain blasting me with the concept of Cabinet Man as a 5P song, I apologize for the insanity to come but also no I do not.
Working on compiling this into a digital format so I can use it as base sketches for an animatic, hopefully coming soon! (we shall see if finals derail this but oh well)
Bag Flying
Okay, so my campaign is a kind of magic, advanced Victoria times setting called Evropa. In Evropa, there's all kinds of magical artifacts around, but technology is proving more stable and economically useful. Something they haven't figured out, though, is heavier-than-air flight.
I figured out heavier-than-air flight.
Our DM gave us a really cool dungeon in some caves that are on a floating island, held up by giant Immovable Rods. There were some pits leading to the open air below, including one that we had to cross a wooden bridge over and just kept rolling badly as we tried to cross. The next gap we needed to cross was after passing through a ton of moving gears, with no openings to pass through, and no bridge on the other side.
We solved a puzzle and got some items to pass through the puzzle and gap, including two normal-sized Immovable Rods, a Bag of Holding, and a few hooks and ropes. We were meant to climb into the bag of holding and just hold our breath as someone else climbed through the gears and jammed them with the Rods, but I had randomly, for NO REASON, taken a hose earlier in the session. So, we had tools to cut up the hose, letting us make breathing tubes so we could stay in the bag indefinitely.
We took a short break after, and here the fun begins. We realized that someone could just stick their top half out of the bag and use the Rods as monkey bars, with everyone else inside, breathing through the hoses. Creating the silliest image I have ever imagined in DnD.
Hilariously, one of our party members sees visions of an ancestor of theirs in the future, modern times, when unconscious, so they drew this absurd contraption in the sand to show they had finally figured out heavier than air flight, which the Ancestor, baffled, replied to with "Where are the propellers? I specifically mentioned propellers"
No, no I did not. I suppose it's true, the unconfirmed yuri is the sweetest.
did you guys hear they bodied bubbline and rupphire in best yuri bracket on twitter
Happy pride from your new friends at Grizzco. Pride month may be over but gay bears are forever, or something
Y'ALL THEY JUST DROPPED NEW META KNIGHT LORE FOR KIRBY CAFE
PARFAIT META KNIGHT EATS WHILE TRAINING (メタナイトが鍛錬のあいまにチョコっと食べちゃうパフェ)
Desc:
For a solitary knight who is dedicated to mastering the way of the sword, rest is just as important as daily training. The parfait, which Meta Knight devours while resting, is a one-of-a-kind dish with chocolate ice cream on top, chocolate cream, and blueberry sauce.
Link to site under cut:
deducing meta knight's daily schedule according to kirby cafe:
wake up
eat an affogato
train
eat a parfait while you rest
adventure
eat a lava cake you were keeping in your cape
read
eat a mousse cake you were lovingly saving
train more
eat a chocolate cake because you're so noble
go to sleep
eat a parfait in the middle of the night
I'm new to Tumblr, and I realize now what these kinds of posts mean! MOON NEED PERL, STAT
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