I’ve Always Been A Page Of Space, But The Canon Page Outfit Is… Less Than Ideal. However, I Saw A

Less of a monster fucker and more of a xenofucker. He's very much humanoid and completely sapient, the combination of which kinda voids the 'monster' lable.

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

mood

This is the nat20 cat! Reblog him for good DnD luck or at least because he’s so cute, c'mon.

you have been blessed by the christmas chan

like and reblog and you will prosper from the blessings of the great jackie

Platonic Requests for Affection

“I’m so tired… ”

“I don’t want to be alone.”

“My hands are shaking.” 

“Don’t get up. I’m comfortable like this.”

“Please stay. I’d like some company.”

“Could I get a hug?”

“Would you pet my hair?”

“Will you sing something for me?”

“I just want to be close to someone for a little bit. Is that okay?”

“Can I lay my head in your lap?”

“You can touch my hair but don’t mess it up!”

“Here, lay down in my lap.”

“You know, you’re pretty comfy.”

“Come here, ya big lug/small fry.”

“Just take my hand. It’ll be better, I promise.”

“I’m not letting go.”

“I’ll hold you as long as you need.”

“It’s okay to stay, you know.”

“I’m so happy you’re here with me.”

“Your hugs are warm. We should do this more often.”

Tahny's favorite drink is called a Blue Ga'haiian, named from her home world but containing very little of their actual exports. She often has to instruct the bartender how to make it and so she might as well share the recipe with you all.

Blue (Ga)Hawaiian

¾ oz Light Rum

¾ oz Vodka

½ oz Blue Curacao

1 oz Sweet and Sour

3 oz Pineapple Juice

Citrus Juice

Simple Syrup

Non Holo version under the cut where you can see everyone better, but spec that alt text babes. Wouldn't want to miss the details.

Okay, lets see if I can remember everyone. Left to Right, starting with Mad.

@skellymom @nika6q @lonewolflupe @noblelightfighter @eobe @hellfiresky @nocturius8015ficore @feral-ferrule @sunshinesdaydream @ghostymarni @thora-sniper @wings-and-beskargam @silverwings22 @sazzujazzu @mae-lou-ron @vimse (I know you're not tech-nically there but yes you are.) @blackseafoam

(wanted to add a shout out to @eclec-tech for the alt text colab ❤️)

No idea how many times I’ve rebloged this but here it is again because it does help people.

Honestly I should talk about the ace experience more. I don’t see enough. Like–obviously it’s dehumanizing to be repeatedly compared to robots or aliens but uh…sometimes it feels like that?? 

My husband will get all horny while I’m, I don’t know, changing out of sweaty gardening clothes. And I’ll be like, “But we have to make lunch?? I stink? Now is not a good time?? Logic?” And clearly it’s not about logic to him. He is experiencing the entire scenario very differently. And I’m here like, 

Or the times where you realize that like, having an actual physiological reaction to attractive people is not some enculturated metaphor, and people are actually doing that all around you all the time, and you’re like, Ah, clearly my studies of human culture have been incomplete. I have missed a critical psychosocial component. Many things now appear in a different light. *takes notes on holopad*