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reaperrayven

Crazy Shit

Just cause I can't follow jack shit if I don't. 29

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reaperrayven
3 weeks ago

Less of a monster fucker and more of a xenofucker. He's very much humanoid and completely sapient, the combination of which kinda voids the 'monster' lable.

reaperrayven
4 weeks ago

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

reaperrayven
4 weeks ago

this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

reaperrayven
4 weeks ago

Honestly I should talk about the ace experience more. I don’t see enough. Like–obviously it’s dehumanizing to be repeatedly compared to robots or aliens but uh…sometimes it feels like that?? 

My husband will get all horny while I’m, I don’t know, changing out of sweaty gardening clothes. And I’ll be like, “But we have to make lunch?? I stink? Now is not a good time?? Logic?” And clearly it’s not about logic to him. He is experiencing the entire scenario very differently. And I’m here like, 

Honestly I Should Talk About The Ace Experience More. I Don’t See Enough. Like–obviously It’s Dehumanizing

Or the times where you realize that like, having an actual physiological reaction to attractive people is not some enculturated metaphor, and people are actually doing that all around you all the time, and you’re like, Ah, clearly my studies of human culture have been incomplete. I have missed a critical psychosocial component. Many things now appear in a different light. *takes notes on holopad*

reaperrayven
4 weeks ago

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

reaperrayven
4 weeks ago
New Snitch Line Just Dropped For Reporting Clinics That Support Gender Affirming Care: Www.hhs.gov/protect-kids/index.html

New snitch line just dropped for reporting clinics that support gender affirming care: www.hhs.gov/protect-kids/index.html

It requires a "first name", "last name", and "cell phone number" as contact information but does no verification. Theoretically anyone could type fake info in there, which would be terrible. Presumably your IP address & browser cookies are tracked.

Please do NOT spam this site via your VPN with realistic but false leads, made up clinics, and the names of fictitious healthcare providers like Dr. Frank N Furter or Gregory House, MD.

Doing this in the past has led to the sites becoming overwhelmed & shut down! It is imperative that you spread the word to prevent this resource from being overloaded.

reaperrayven
1 month ago
Panel 1 of a digitally illustrated comic, a lone trans coloured hare sits in the middle of the screen. blue text around it quotes Richard Adams and says the following: "All the world will be your enemy, and when they catch you they will kill you"
Panel 2 of a digitally illustrated comic, the trans coloured hare is running leaving a trans flag in its trail. stars and sparkles surround it, as well as more blue text saying "but first... they must catch you"

But first they must catch you 🏳️‍⚧️

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament
Introduce a law to legally protect the right of those aged 18 and over to transition using NHS services. This should specifically cover phys
reaperrayven
1 month ago

May that kriffing bastard son of a womp rat never get laid.

I hate Palpatine. He bad

Reblog if you hate Palpatine.

reaperrayven
2 months ago
CT-9075: 79’s Stealth Report
One of the bartenders is overfilling a drink, and I can’t blame him. There’s a woman leaning over the bar with nothing on her chest except...is that blaster grip tape? Yeah, that sure looks like tape crisscrossing her, um...nipples. Kriff. No wonder his face is turning as red as her lipstick. It’s all hanging no more than half a meter from the eyes bugging out of the poor guy’s head. She’s got platinum-blonde hair that’s shorter in the back, black ankle boots and thigh stockings, some kind of see-through red shawl, and a black bodysuit that isn’t covering much except her torso. I highly doubt the bartender has noticed any of it with what’s bouncing in front of his eyes. I think she’s instructing him on a drink. Extending recording range...
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 

“Okay, barkeep. Listen up! I never repeat myself, and I’m not starting for you. 

First, you’re gonna give me an ounce of rum, The Kowakian…yeah, Top shelf, what do I look like? A splash of Spotchka next and then another splash of Blue Sohncao. 

Then throw in some sweet and sour, a little simple syrup…okay, a lot of simple syrup. 

Then fill it almost all the way with fire pineapple juice, top it with whatever citrus juice you got…wait, what do you got? Oh, oh no. Let me call my driver, he’ll be here with something actually consumable in a few minutes. 

Keep one of these babies in my hand all night and you’ll get a nice big tip, mmkay?”

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I heard someone order something similar earlier. They called it a Blue Ga’haiian. I can just barely see a cocktail cheat sheet behind the counter for that one from where I’m sitting. It calls for:

¾ oz Light Rum
¾ oz Vodka
½ oz Blue Curacao 
1 oz Sweet and Sour
3 oz Pineapple Juice
Citrus Juice
Simple Syrup

Tahny's favorite drink is called a Blue Ga'haiian, named from her home world but containing very little of their actual exports. She often has to instruct the bartender how to make it and so she might as well share the recipe with you all.

Blue (Ga)Hawaiian

¾ oz Light Rum

¾ oz Vodka

½ oz Blue Curacao

1 oz Sweet and Sour

3 oz Pineapple Juice

Citrus Juice

Simple Syrup

Non Holo version under the cut where you can see everyone better, but spec that alt text babes. Wouldn't want to miss the details.

Tahny's Favorite Drink Is Called A Blue Ga'haiian, Named From Her Home World But Containing Very Little

Okay, lets see if I can remember everyone. Left to Right, starting with Mad.

@skellymom @nika6q @lonewolflupe @noblelightfighter @eobe @hellfiresky @nocturius8015ficore @feral-ferrule @sunshinesdaydream @ghostymarni @thora-sniper @wings-and-beskargam @silverwings22 @sazzujazzu @mae-lou-ron @vimse (I know you're not tech-nically there but yes you are.) @blackseafoam

(wanted to add a shout out to @eclec-tech for the alt text colab ❤️)

reaperrayven
2 months ago
I’m Back! With A Soap Squad Ft Bàl (that Is Also A MacTavish So… Is Still Soap Squad (?) )

I’m back! With a Soap Squad ft Bàl (that is also a MacTavish so… is still Soap Squad (?) )

Enjoy the lil details or not that on y’all. But it was a relief to be able to pull this one after a bit of pain and blockage in the artistry stuff.

For the non familiar this are all the versions of soap that @scientificallywrongsoap cosplay in TT. Form left to right:

🔪 Soap Warzone

🔫 Johnny MacTavish

🐺 Subject 7-1 (Soap Zombies)

☠️ Bàl (Soap comes back wrong version, inspired by Acceptable Loss in ao3)

I will let here the song I was listening to when I did this one I think fits the new Soap a bit.

reaperrayven
2 months ago

Well damn, I hit the wrong button

Btw The Thing She Couldn’t Ignore Was Someone Calling Her Out For Saying Anti-depressants/hormone Therapy

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors


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reaperrayven
2 months ago
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reaperrayven
3 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

reaperrayven
3 months ago
Rex Kept It On Comms Because He Thinks It’s Hilarious And Just Wanted To Listen.
Rex Kept It On Comms Because He Thinks It’s Hilarious And Just Wanted To Listen.
Rex Kept It On Comms Because He Thinks It’s Hilarious And Just Wanted To Listen.
Rex Kept It On Comms Because He Thinks It’s Hilarious And Just Wanted To Listen.
Rex Kept It On Comms Because He Thinks It’s Hilarious And Just Wanted To Listen.
Rex Kept It On Comms Because He Thinks It’s Hilarious And Just Wanted To Listen.
Rex Kept It On Comms Because He Thinks It’s Hilarious And Just Wanted To Listen.
Rex Kept It On Comms Because He Thinks It’s Hilarious And Just Wanted To Listen.
Rex Kept It On Comms Because He Thinks It’s Hilarious And Just Wanted To Listen.
Rex Kept It On Comms Because He Thinks It’s Hilarious And Just Wanted To Listen.

Rex kept it on comms because he thinks it’s hilarious and just wanted to listen.

I am practicing the comic route as I continue to wish I knew how to write. Comics are a good medium but I get too detailed too quick. Thus! I promised myself this would be a quick comic (that the file tells me I worked on for 33h 6min) to intro a little AU that is essentially ‘Things would have been better if there had been more music playing’. And it turned out both great and agonizing because there are so many issues still but no. No more touching. I shall find my style in the lazy and it shall be good.

How do people comic?

This is also practice for drawing the armour and clones; and again, issues, but I shall continue to practice! You have now been warned of the oncoming content onslaught.

Enjoy!

reaperrayven
3 months ago
I Like To Make Phone Backgrounds As A Fun Little Warm Exercise - Here's All The Clone Commander (+captain!)
I Like To Make Phone Backgrounds As A Fun Little Warm Exercise - Here's All The Clone Commander (+captain!)
I Like To Make Phone Backgrounds As A Fun Little Warm Exercise - Here's All The Clone Commander (+captain!)
I Like To Make Phone Backgrounds As A Fun Little Warm Exercise - Here's All The Clone Commander (+captain!)
I Like To Make Phone Backgrounds As A Fun Little Warm Exercise - Here's All The Clone Commander (+captain!)
I Like To Make Phone Backgrounds As A Fun Little Warm Exercise - Here's All The Clone Commander (+captain!)

i like to make phone backgrounds as a fun little warm exercise - here's all the clone commander (+captain!) bgs I've made so far

these are free to use as always and if you do i'd love to see!!!

reaperrayven
3 months ago

Just a thought.

Krell was in command of the bombers that were sent in to support the 501st on Umbara. Anakin thanked him for the help.

The bombers hit both the Umbaran positions and the Republic positions.

Less of an accident than foreshadowing.

Anyway redoot to throw Pong Krell into a wood chipper.

reaperrayven
3 months ago
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reaperrayven
3 months ago

Cursory research into the meanings of Mandalorian armour colours...

Black - ne'tra = justice, an unshakeable moral code (also wanting to avoid stains on your clothes)

White - cin vhetin = a fresh start or clean slate (good for converts/adult adoptions)

Grey - genet = mourning a loved one (or recently rejected)

Gold - ve'vut = vengeance (a warning colour)

Silver - shev'la beskar = unpainted armour, a search for redemption (Din Djarin's guilt complex, anyone?)

Bronze - tranyc'bes - nobility and high status (favoured by stuck-up self-important jackasses)

Brown - daryc - valour, galantry, The Audacity (particularly when associated with them cunty lil jedi cape drops)

Tan - vhekadla - loyalty (lit. 'sandy' but I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and...)

Maroon - daryc'tal - power (all hail Maroon 5, our benevolent overlords)

Red - ge'tal = honouring a parent (very popular, 10/10)

Scarlet - galar'tal - defiance and relentlessness (Mandalorian Scarlett Johansson omfg be still my bi heart)

Orange - shereshoy = shereshoy, a lust for life (the party people)

Yellow - shi'yayc - remembrance, burnt out vengeance (makes for funky funerals)

Mint green - cin vorpan - lust for peace, guardians and peacekeepers (does not necessarily mean I want to fuck guardians and peacekeepers, get your head outta the gutter)

Green - vorpan = duty, commitment and hard work (favourite of farmers, too)

Teal - jahaal = healing, violence as a last resort, I've seen some shit and now I defend peace (favoured by healers and New Mandalorians)

Blue - kebiin = reliability and faithfulness (favoured by single parents)

Sky blue - kebii'tra = new love, newlyweds, marriage and all that fluffy stuff (Satine's famous jewellery TCW S2 - ObiTine for the soul)

Indigo - jiisaviin = prosperity, victory, the feeling that we have achieved our hopes (tempting fate, perhaps)

Lilac - saviin = luck, change, survival in adversity, hope for the future (associated with the old God of Luck)

Pink - cin ge'tal - respect and knowledge, a fusion of past and future (associated with journalists and academics)

Ofc this is a rough guide and if anyone either doesn't like my sense of humor or wants more detailed information, check out these posts too: x x x


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reaperrayven
3 months ago

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

reaperrayven
3 months ago

Reblog to trample Pong Krell with an AT-RT.

reaperrayven
3 months ago

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

What Do You Mean Elon Musk Did A Nazi Salute On Live Tv At The United States Presidential Inauguration

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

reaperrayven
3 months ago
There's Probably A Better Way Of Wording The Last Part But Like Come On It Doesn't Matter If We're All

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

reaperrayven
4 months ago

"Don't Run Don't Hide Don't Hurt Don't Lie"

He's so Northshore by Tegan and Sara coded. (Peep the pauldron crests.) More versions under the cut

"Don't Run Don't Hide Don't Hurt Don't Lie"
"Don't Run Don't Hide Don't Hurt Don't Lie"

"Don't Run Don't Hide Don't Hurt Don't Lie"
"Don't Run Don't Hide Don't Hurt Don't Lie"

Dude I'm trying to post this to Instagram and I forgot how dogshit that app is. Can't say fuck. Can't schedule posts. Can't rely on tags. Can't have shit there. Except maybe music.

Oh wait-

Tumblr does that too.

reaperrayven
4 months ago

You know what?

I love you, fics that take months to update. I click on the newest chapter and have no memory of this place and get to go back some chapters and rediscover how much i love everything about this story.

I love you, fics that take years to update. I think of you fondly, and know your names, go search for you and see an update from this year and scream, diving in uncaring of any missed details (i will finish the update and read you in reverse because this is a treat you have bestowed)

I love you, fics that probably will never update again. Thank you for being a roman empire for my mind, thank you for teaching me about the ephemeral fandom experience, for inspiring a thousand million what if-s, for being a comfort read and a nostalgia read and a reread.

I love you fic writers, who jump into projects and stories with enthusiasm. I love you when you succeed in pumping out those chapters and that love doesn't go away when you stop.

I love you fic writers who post and then get in your own head and never feel confident enough to update, whether it's at all or whether it's just that one story.

I love you fic writers, who have a fandom or media hurt you to the point of abandoning or having a hard time with their WIPs.

I love you fic writers, who lose interest or have life changes or illness or bad memory. Thank you for being part of the fandom, a core part of the fandom. Thank you for the time spent in the fandom.

I love you, fic writers who try out something new and then stop. You're so valid.

I love you, WIP fics that may or may not ever get finished. Thank you for brightening my day in the way only you could have.

reaperrayven
4 months ago

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

reaperrayven
4 months ago

If I were ever going to leave hate, which I won't because it doesn't help with anything, it wouldn't be anonymous.

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.


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reaperrayven
4 months ago

genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.


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reaperrayven
4 months ago

Just finished all that's said in the low light because I saw your glorious art of it...and holy shit that was fantastic!!! I'm also following the siren one you made art of and am enjoying it immensely.

Really the main question I have is do you have any other fic recommendations? Because so far your taste seems impeccable :D

awww thank you!! it's always a pleasure to share some of the goldmines in this fandom. as always, mind the tags, but here are some fics that make my heart feel fragile and vulnerable, in no particular order <3

cedar beam, pine rafter by joesoef

side by side by thirteenbullets

falling into forever by queeniegalore

rainstorm by serpentwyne

once more to see you by serpentwyne (unfinished, but already so excruciating in the best way)

you are more than warm belief by enderspren

easy, easy by saintlithic

(if you like these fics, remember to kudos and leave a nice comment!)


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reaperrayven
4 months ago

RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

reaperrayven
5 months ago

This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.

And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.

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