Can’t Believe I Ran Into The Infamous Barron Weezer DS Post Like 2 Years Later

gray hair has me feeling like barking for real. gnawing through steel. i could shatter several panes of glass with one hand and not even blink

I love Janus so much 🥹

“It’s got regenerative properties, so it’ll fizzle in your mouth like rock candy.”

- Paladin on eating Hydra jerky

My friend Alicia made an ATLA meme

some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

do you ever find yourself bedeviled by writing ideas that are the equivalent of finding a single carrot in your fridge. your brain goes "we should write a pirate story" or "we should write a parisian thief caper" and you ask, "all right, what do we cook with that, then?" and it says "no other ingredients (:"

honest to god am not even neutral about going gray like i’m WAITING for that shit… thrilled at the prospect.. point out a gray hair and watch me get elated

Every time I talk to someone about my POV I really believe that they’re going to say ‘omg me too! Wow maybe I’m asexual’, but no. These people are horny for other people

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life