Our Plan For The Beholder Beast During The Oneshot Today

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

this is just DMing

every one of my dnd PCs

accidentally made all my ocs aspec. oops

I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life

I love Janus so much 🥹

“It’s got regenerative properties, so it’ll fizzle in your mouth like rock candy.”

- Paladin on eating Hydra jerky

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

Can’t believe I ran into the infamous Barron Weezer DS post like 2 years later

dropout can do the funniest thing ever next week and just release the deja vu episode again

is anybody else still wondering how they’re gonna pull off Percy’s jump from the St. Louis Arch in the tv show or is it just me

okay but fr lakes actually terrify me. idk what is down there or what my foot is touching. any murky body of water is a fucking no go for me. i need to be able to see what I’m stepping on at all times. yes this applies to tall grass and leaves as well

nothing much scarier than a lake. that water has been there for so long. too long some might say. wet