Apollo Strikes Again

Someone has finally described my writing process

Sometimes writing is like having an enormous lake in your head, and you want to get it out of your head and into a proper place for a lake so other people can come and go swimming and ride jet skis and stuff, except all you have to move the lake is a teaspoon. So you’re just sitting there frantically flinging water out of the lake with your teaspoon and telling people, “Guys, this lake is going to be so cool when it’s done,” but it will never be done. There is so much lake.

Me and my bestie 😭

i hate when i’m insanely anxious about something to the point where i can’t sleep and then whatever im stressing about passes and im like “oh that actually wasn’t that bad!” and then i learn absolutely nothing from this

ohhh october be kind. on god be kind

“You deserve someone who answers.”

— Unknown

Sick of Tea Comic by Artcraawl

Them: baby, my love, sweetheart, babe, darling, lovely

Me: are you okay?

Them: pet, poppet, kitten, puppy, bunny, flower, petal, puppet

Me: my legs have parted like the red sea

Also me: *calls everybody love, lovie, darling, sweet pea, sweetheart, baby, sunshine, and babe

Everything on this video is perfect 🥰 

(Source)

someone: hey how are y–

me: I can’t believe the Winter Soldier shot Nick Fury through the wall in Steve Rogers’ apartment from the roof of a building opposite using only the line of sight Steve’s point of view gave him through the kitchen window. Do you know the kind of skill and technical ability that takes? He didn’t even need to see his target to shoot him twice. He just had to see where Steve was looking and calculate the angle. Holy shit. Bucky Barnes is an incredible marksman and I don’t know if Hydra capitulated on that or if that was all just his own skill being put to assassin use but holy shit. Holy shit. I just. Holy shit