I Don't Want To Be Here.

B U T W H Y

the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr

rae-is-a-bitch

replace one word of your url with bitch

peterpakersbitchlist

(s)creaming,crying, pissing,shitting

There was a challenge on twitter to draw this:

i don’t know why but i think Ethan fits for some reason. 

Okay reblog with what name you think would fit Deceit, it doesn't have to have a reason, just what name vibes he gives

is is just me or do street signs look like they taste disgusting

being genderfluid is so weird. one second I'm thinking "why do fem artists give their lady characters thigh highs,huge boobs,and such" and suddenly I go girl mode and I'm like

woah ...dress go spinny

Writing request! Overworked and sleepless hero breaks into villains home to gather info but come upon villains VERY comfy looking and luxurious bed. It couldn’t hurt to rest their eyes, right?

Prompt #215  Continuation

"Well, I knew I'd get you in my bed eventually, but I didn't think it would be this easy." [Villain] smirked at the curled-up hero looking oh so delicious in their bed. A long moment of silence passed as [Villain] waiting for [Hero] to squirm or turn red or... something. But the moment passed, and [Hero] remained curled up in [Villain]'s bed, none the wiser of their company.

"Wait... Are you actually asleep?" [Villain] finally asked, and [Hero] sighing as they rolled over, not acknowledging [Villain] in the least was the only answer they needed.

[Villain] groaned, they honestly had thought this was some sort of seduction ploy or assassination attempt, both of which they would have been excited for, but no. [Hero] had genuinely broken into their base just to fall asleep in their bed.

"This is a kidnapping," [Villain] flatly stated, "I'll give you five seconds to run. If you don't, I get to keep you."

[Hero] continued to snooze for the duration of [Villain]'s count down. Finally, [Villain] sighed and gave up.

"Well, I guess it would be rude to move you," they mused, "and you do look so cute in my bed. Guess I'll take the couch." [Villain] sighed as they grabbed the pillow not currently held hostage by [Hero]'s head.

teachers should really just let kids use the bathroom when they ask. or they'll just pass their pants in the middle of class like I did

S M O R C H

Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:

Its the best!!!