Writing request! Overworked and sleepless hero breaks into villains home to gather info but come upon villains VERY comfy looking and luxurious bed. It couldn’t hurt to rest their eyes, right?
"Well, I knew I'd get you in my bed eventually, but I didn't think it would be this easy." [Villain] smirked at the curled-up hero looking oh so delicious in their bed. A long moment of silence passed as [Villain] waiting for [Hero] to squirm or turn red or... something. But the moment passed, and [Hero] remained curled up in [Villain]'s bed, none the wiser of their company.
"Wait... Are you actually asleep?" [Villain] finally asked, and [Hero] sighing as they rolled over, not acknowledging [Villain] in the least was the only answer they needed.
[Villain] groaned, they honestly had thought this was some sort of seduction ploy or assassination attempt, both of which they would have been excited for, but no. [Hero] had genuinely broken into their base just to fall asleep in their bed.
"This is a kidnapping," [Villain] flatly stated, "I'll give you five seconds to run. If you don't, I get to keep you."
[Hero] continued to snooze for the duration of [Villain]'s count down. Finally, [Villain] sighed and gave up.
"Well, I guess it would be rude to move you," they mused, "and you do look so cute in my bed. Guess I'll take the couch." [Villain] sighed as they grabbed the pillow not currently held hostage by [Hero]'s head.
sounds fun plus we should all love our ace/aro/bi/pan buddys
If you don’t believe being asexual has any negative affect on people I was told by a psychiatrist that none of my relationships count because we didn’t have sex, and I can’t say I’m gay since I don’t want to have sex with girls.
and I was taken off my antidepressants because they may be lowering the libido I never had in the first place (plus various other reasons, but still immediately, cold turkey, which should NEVER happen unless they’re switching you to something else)
But aphobia doesn’t exist and asexuals are privileged, right?
Lost my sketchbook. Three days later I find it like this
I will die on the skk ranting about eachother while blackout drunk hill. Specifically:
Chuuya: He's such a bastard, he literally can't NOT be a bastard. He calls me short, I'm NOT SHORT! To bad he's pretty. Pretty and sad. Why is he so sad? I just want him to be happy. *ugly sobbing* I hate him so much, he blew up my car! *turns to grab some poor Black Lizard member* Did you know he sleeps curled up like a cat? *more ugly sobbing* It's so cute! *still sobbing* Do you think he'll bomb my car again, so we can have hot hate sex? *passes out because Hirotsu drugged his drink*
Dazai: Chuuya is so stupid, he's like, slow in the head like a Slug. Good thing he's hot though. He's built like a tank and he has a HUGE C- *Kunikida interrupts* Chuuya's not stupid! How dare you! He's beautiful and smart! But he hates me! *starts wailing* Chuuya hates me! *suddenly distracted* But the hate sex is good. I think I should blow up is car again. *gets up, immediately faceplants, starts wailing again* CHUUYA would have caught me! Caught me in big strong arms, and then he would have-*Kunikida knocks him out*
I was gonna go to sleep but now my mom is awake and the sun is almost up and it would be weird if I were to sleep not I'm sure I can just wait until night time so I can fix my sleep schedule- *falls asleep at 10 am*
the best thing about Tumblr is that Noone looks at my dumb ass posts
I forgot this man's name butt his thigh high boots are absolutely life changing.
the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr
clearly I have way to much time on my hands. |17th layer of hell| |NOT well adjusted at ALL|
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