I Really Hate Tupperware

I don't want to be here.

hc that peng is trans and did his own top surgery. cuz I said so

damn I actually have to save primos for this mf

I want to put him in a bottle and shake it violently

it's sunny outside

and yet it still feel like a cloudy day

lmao everyone needs to see this

Introductions and Chaos

Roman: Ladies, Lords and non-binary Royalty are you ready? If the answer is Yes~ Then I implore you to raise the volume on the device you’re listening to us on to not miss anything. Oh and we will post these podcasts as YouTube videos as well with subtitles, it will take us some time but, no worries my hard of hearing people resident nerd Logan is on the case!

Logan *somewhere not near a mic*: I have no memory of agreeing to doing that alone!

Roman: Now over to Our GLO~RIOUS host, Thomas!

Thomas: Thank you Roman. I would like to Welcome you all to this first episode of The Sanders Take!

Virgil: We’re also not going to take anything.

Joseph (Deceit): What? I’ve been tricked! *mock gasp*

Virgil: …

Joseph (Deceit): *snickers*

Virgil *trying not to laugh*: You ass!

Joseph (Deceit): *laughs harder*

Thomas: Also we’re not related in any way, we all just share the same last name-

Remus *away from the mic*: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! STAR BOY!

Thomas: … Well. Apart from the twins.

Keep reading

For Joan

Reblog if you have a great appreciation for Joan

and once again the sun rises to spite me

haha everyone needs to see this

Sketch for the headcanon that once Thomas accepts a side, their room violently shifts to a different part of his mind, and long story short, Deceit was not ready for it.

Bonus:

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I love how completely opposite the fandom reception of Albedo and Tighnari was.

Albedo expectation: super unhinged and dangerous Mad Scientist

Albedo reality: quiet Momma’s Boy with abandonment issues

Tighnari expectation: soft, sweet flower bby

Tighnari reality: “But what are they going to do? LoCk Me Up??” “Come on, you big lummox!” “I’ll BURY you!”; also canonically consumes hallucinogenic mushrooms on a regular basis. For science.