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Writing request! Overworked and sleepless hero breaks into villains home to gather info but come upon villains VERY comfy looking and luxurious bed. It couldn’t hurt to rest their eyes, right?

Prompt #215  Continuation

"Well, I knew I'd get you in my bed eventually, but I didn't think it would be this easy." [Villain] smirked at the curled-up hero looking oh so delicious in their bed. A long moment of silence passed as [Villain] waiting for [Hero] to squirm or turn red or... something. But the moment passed, and [Hero] remained curled up in [Villain]'s bed, none the wiser of their company.

"Wait... Are you actually asleep?" [Villain] finally asked, and [Hero] sighing as they rolled over, not acknowledging [Villain] in the least was the only answer they needed.

[Villain] groaned, they honestly had thought this was some sort of seduction ploy or assassination attempt, both of which they would have been excited for, but no. [Hero] had genuinely broken into their base just to fall asleep in their bed.

"This is a kidnapping," [Villain] flatly stated, "I'll give you five seconds to run. If you don't, I get to keep you."

[Hero] continued to snooze for the duration of [Villain]'s count down. Finally, [Villain] sighed and gave up.

"Well, I guess it would be rude to move you," they mused, "and you do look so cute in my bed. Guess I'll take the couch." [Villain] sighed as they grabbed the pillow not currently held hostage by [Hero]'s head.

This is the type of person I strive to be😩👌🏾

You are every Super Hero’s worst enemy, not because you are particularly powerful, but because nothing you do is technically illegal… you’re just a huge asshole.

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damn I actually have to save primos for this mf

I want to put him in a bottle and shake it violently

I had a nightmare last night.

I was a reporter.

clearly it's lawnmower season

YALL THERES A SPIDER ON THE TOKLET PAPER FUUUUUUU

damn. corndogs are just dead ass cornbread on hot dogs .

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