“average Person Eats 3 Spiders A Year” Factoid Actualy Just Statistical Error. Average Person Eats

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

it sucks so bad that 'lightning magic' in every media is just some pathetic little strands of electricity. i wanna see some LIGHTNING. show me a magic setting where lightning magic lights up a room like the sun, and the bolt is only visible as an afterimage burned into your vision. I wanna see someone cast lightning and have the thunder rattling the room and shaking everyone to their core. i want lightning magic to be a split second blast of so much power it leaves everyone's senses reeling. c'mon guys don't you know what real lightning looks like? we can be doing so much better than this.

This, only I don't know anything about any of these things and generally would just like more friends to be quite honest, even better if they play dnd!

Trying to do the "oh I don't know Magic The Gathering, can you teach me?" thing to attract transfems, but it turns out my knowledge of Pokémon the trading card game from like 2002 will transfer plus I've played a lot of board games in general so I end up winning somehow and this ruins the romance so it doesn't work

i’ve been writing for almost my whole life and i gotta tell you. if i only stuck with the stories people “wanted” to read, or wrote the things i thought other people would like, i would have quit ten years ago. go make some self-indulgent nonsense your soul will thank you for it

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.