Poll: If Your Mom Remarries When You’re 26 Years Old Is That Guy Still Your Stepdad Or Is He Just Your

me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*

me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*

Some Advice For People Leaving Comments on Fanfics:

“I liked your fic”

Nice, but basic and easy to overlook

Doesn’t compel the author to do anything other than take the compliment

Sounds like you might be a bot (ew)

“I am going to eat your floorboards!”

Unique and attention grabbing

Makes me second guess whether I should have bought that insurance

Sounds like you might be a termite (how did a termite learn to type????)

Source

I have a thing to get to but had to get this out real quick

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Reblog for sample size and also tell me why in the tags. I want violence. I want discourse. I want bloodshed

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

Reblog to give your mutuals one of each 

Exactly this!!! I'm just not comfortable with it!

btw wanna warn that i do NOT send pics or videos of myself. Its not because im younger than i say, or im catfishing. I just dont feel comfortable showing my body online, not for now atleast. And because of past situations with being leaked, i dont want thag to happen again, thank you for reading!

(feel free to reblog if you relate at all!)