😭 Aur Meko Laga Kis Ne Mere Bachhe Pe Face Mein Sticker Chipka Diye

Fr

Sab bhaga ke laaye

Aur apne dau ko dekho, bhabhi khud chalte yug par yug paar karke aayi hai.

Krishna: *elopes with Rukmini* Subhadra: *elopes with Arjuna* Balarama: Be a big brother, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

i’m reading these news as there’s a siren absolutely BLASTING outside my window because russia’s bombing my city again. this goes to say i’m showing solidarity with pakistan and reminding you that THE INVADERS ARE ALWAYS WRONG

I wish gopiya dekhti toh kya hota lmao

Krishna’s shenanigans

(ab toh maiiya se bachne ka no chance)

<Vasants version>

Jaane na Nazar Pehchaane jigar Ye kaun hai dil par chhaya Mera ang ang muskaya

These lines suits the relationship of every krishna premika and kanha

Jinhe dekha nahi hai

Par hridaya pehchanta hai 💜

AWMAHGOSH

Pehle toh

THE LAST LINE AAAAAA

Also

Awwwwieeee. Dekho kanna mujhe tons of kisses mil gaye 😂😂

Sweetest jijii

Oo jiji, kya kehke unko bulaoge dulha banke jo aayenge

🤪

*runs before manu di throws tomato* KANNA BACHAO

I WILL NEVER throw tomato at you rancho 🥺

You are so sweet the only thing I'd love to throw at you would be tons of flying kisses ;)

And yess one of my delulu kinda thots included someone to ask me this so thankyouuu TOT

Coz ae ji o ji hum na kahenge hum to aansuon ke saath blabber karenge "please prabhu take me with you RIGHT.NOW coz I can't no mo"

Narad bhaiya with tickets hehhe

The thought of the devatas being in a band has been haunting me and I need to pass the plague onto others

Shiva needs to be the drummer

Saraswati can be both the lead guitarist and the lead vocalist

Krishna should play the flute, or another woodwind. Problem is idk how a FLUTE would fit in a rock band.

The question now tho is who should man the keyboard piano. I'm voting with Indra for no particular reason.

OMFG FRRR

I feel like Shiva as a drummer would pull amazing moves as well and maybe sometimes even be supporting vocalist

But Saraswati frrr is the lead with her cool cool guitar and awesome vocals 🗿🗿✨✨

Vishnu can play the flute... Or even a harp who knows we can add some traditional elements in rock 🗿✨

OMG YES INDRA PLAYS THE KEYBOARD 🗿🗿✨✨ HE'D BE THE BEST

Mastaa! Aur tu?

GOOD MEOWNING MUMMAAAAA

GUMONING MERA BACHHAA

Thank you universe ki india ke bich mein dala

Chain ki nind mil rhi hai vahi bahut hai

Varna can't even imagine unn logo ka haal jo border mein hai

Praying everyday ki sab safe rahe

Thankyou universe for letting me take birth in Bharat, thodasa bhi idhar udhar right left upar neeche 4-5 degree ho jata toh anarth ho jaata💀🙏🏼

History has repeated itself. Pakistan begged for a ceasefire and then violated it within a couple of hours.

The lessons of history are clear. It's time for India to break the cycle and not repeat its past mistakes.