Ranchodxrites - Rancho

Maine na jaane kis muhurat pe kanna ko bola ki

Kanna, mujhse khub kaam karwao khub khub. Aisa karo, jab bhi mummy logo ko kaam karwana ho toh sirf meko pukare

Ab toh haalat aisi ho gayi hai ki

Puja karne baithu, toh bhi pukarte lagte hai 😭

Krishna: you asked for it 😏 😛

Tbh I was scolded ki tum kuch kaam nahi karti...

:')

Found my india !!

I wish chhattisgarh official bhi ban jata 😅🥲

Intro post ✨

Hello, nice to see you!! I'm just a normal old person pretending to be The Official Country of India ^~^ my pronouns are she/her

Do Not Interact list includes: homophobes, transphobes, racists, misogynists, pedophiles, ableists, etc

Fellow India related blogs so far:

My incredible wifey @pakistan-official :3

@shakespeareofficialaccount, who is an honourary desi blog <3

States, aka my kids: @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial, @rajasthanofficial, @bihar-official, @telangana-official, @tamil-nadu-official @tamilnadu-official, @west-bengal-official @karnatakaofficial , @this-is-goa , @axom-miss , @mumbai-official , @kolkatabbg, @punjab-official, @maharashtra-official, @girlbossguwahati, @delhi-the-capital,

@mizoram-unofficial, @hyderabad-unofficial, @pune-unofficial @manipur-official @official-thane

My adopted kids (the corpos): @the-actual-reliance, @bigbasket-notreally, @amul-unofficial

My space-crazy kid is @isro-official, @peoplecallme-netaji helped give me freedom, @the-wonders-of-pani-puri is one of my most popular dishes, @gmaane-genius is everyone's favourite biscuit with chai and @laddoo-hain-drugs-nahi is our local superhero. @ancient-india-official the Olde Me and @totally-india is my twinn

FLOWERS FOR YOU MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*puts some on your hair and deco deco it* haayee

Random doodle

Suryadev and Chandradev fighting

Ki performance mein sun ke jaise lights lagengi ya moon and stars wali lights

Sun: YO MOONY WE'RE HAVING LIL SUN BALLS

Moon: YO FIREBALL WE'RE HAVING STARS AND CRESCENT MOON

The thought of the devatas being in a band has been haunting me and I need to pass the plague onto others

Shiva needs to be the drummer

Saraswati can be both the lead guitarist and the lead vocalist

Krishna should play the flute, or another woodwind. Problem is idk how a FLUTE would fit in a rock band.

The question now tho is who should man the keyboard piano. I'm voting with Indra for no particular reason.

OMFG FRRR

I feel like Shiva as a drummer would pull amazing moves as well and maybe sometimes even be supporting vocalist

But Saraswati frrr is the lead with her cool cool guitar and awesome vocals 🗿🗿✨✨

Vishnu can play the flute... Or even a harp who knows we can add some traditional elements in rock 🗿✨

OMG YES INDRA PLAYS THE KEYBOARD 🗿🗿✨✨ HE'D BE THE BEST

Shayad kisi ke chand ki kami puri karne gaya hoga

Ajj toh chand bhi mujhe chhod chala gaya.

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"

So am I supposed to give up both of mine when someone tries to take them?

You mean to tell me that me and my family should go blind because someone wanted to take my eyes out and they have their right to do that? Don't I have a right to protect myself? Self defence isn't a thing?

May Vaishno Devi Ma keep everyone safe in Jammu and other areas that the Pakistani military is targeting.

Either indra or varun ✨

The thought of the devatas being in a band has been haunting me and I need to pass the plague onto others

Shiva needs to be the drummer

Saraswati can be both the lead guitarist and the lead vocalist

Krishna should play the flute, or another woodwind. Problem is idk how a FLUTE would fit in a rock band.

The question now tho is who should man the keyboard piano. I'm voting with Indra for no particular reason.

OMFG FRRR

I feel like Shiva as a drummer would pull amazing moves as well and maybe sometimes even be supporting vocalist

But Saraswati frrr is the lead with her cool cool guitar and awesome vocals 🗿🗿✨✨

Vishnu can play the flute... Or even a harp who knows we can add some traditional elements in rock 🗿✨

OMG YES INDRA PLAYS THE KEYBOARD 🗿🗿✨✨ HE'D BE THE BEST

i need equally dramatic one. Taki hum dono meri bestie ka sar khaye

This dramatic girl seriously needs her calm boyfriend

REMEMBER US PLANNING THE ASHTA SAKHIS AS MIRACULOUS SHOW INSPIRED SUPERHEROES

YES. SHALL WE DO IT AGAIN?!