HI ILYSM

Sometimes I think ki time machine bhi mil jaye toh apne aap ko tum dono se pehle hi milwa deti

Fir lagta hai

Jis samay mile, vahi best tha ✨

they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out

Mahadev and nandi enjoying sitting in a corner 😁

Maa Parvati playing with her two sons🌸

Abhi bhi raah tak rhi hu.....

"Milne ki ummed to nhi tujhse

per kaise keh dun ki intezar nhi tera"

Shishupal : And Rukminī—

Krishna : …That was 99

Rukminī : Congratulations, you just unlocked ‘instant karma’ mode

Shishupal: What, is he gonna forgive me again?

Sudarshan Chakra: Your free trial has ended ☠️✨

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Shelling again started at Jammu. Ceasefire agreement violated by Pakistan

It’s confirmed?? If yes then FUCK PAKISTAN TO HELL.

Maine na jaane kis muhurat pe kanna ko bola ki

Kanna, mujhse khub kaam karwao khub khub. Aisa karo, jab bhi mummy logo ko kaam karwana ho toh sirf meko pukare

Ab toh haalat aisi ho gayi hai ki

Puja karne baithu, toh bhi pukarte lagte hai 😭

Krishna: you asked for it 😏 😛

Tbh I was scolded ki tum kuch kaam nahi karti...

:')

MUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MAH GOD- MAH BABY—

Wait

WHATS WITH ALL THOSE STICKY THINGS ON MY BETU KA FACE??

Parts of India do eat beef. Go search for a Kerala beef curry. Have fun. Bon appetit!

That's interesting. I've been curious for a while about such a thing.

HAIIIIII OMG OMG

is this kind of dms?!

When Kumbhakaran enters a sleeping competition but his opponent is a secular hindu in bharat