THEN HOW—

GO FUCK YOURSELF

Sixxx I burnt the water.

@ramenwaitr3ss

This is a joke…right..?

BREAKING NEWS

Actor Chris Pratt has been cast to voice the role of “Alucard” in Castlevania: Nocturne Season 2

THESE EA AUDIOS ARE REALLY KICKING ME IN MY SHIT RN-

SAM IS SUCH A GOOD PARTNER TO DARLIN’ I WAS CRYINGG

Alucard/ Adrien vibes✨✨

But FR they look so good!!

The Prince & Duke of the Solaire Clan 🦇

I’m surprised it took me this long to get them out, I especially feel that way about the rest of the designs I have for all the others coming after— just bare with me they’re coming around slowly, but surely.

Small detail: I know Vincent described vampires having silver eyes with a slight tint of crimson, but I went the reversal route just cause crimson with silver undertone faded better lol Also I headcanon vampires don’t have eye shines because obviously they’re undead.

Vincent’s design is based off the lovely @itsdaifuku ‘s. When I was first working on the vamps once I saw her interpretation I couldn’t picture him another way, so credits to her ✨

[Bonus]

Who would I be if I didn’t also include—

The King

Yes, him and Vincent have matching cross earrings.

Oh that!! I though you were talking about his recent audios!

Uh yeah he did that—he got a little bit silly lol

CHARLIE DID WHAT???

STOP NO—CUZ WHY CAN I NOW SEE BILLY THROWING IT BACK-

HSHAHAHSSHAHAKJAHEEINA WHD

Norman bates, Thomas Hewitt, brahms heelshire, billy lenz (anyone else) reaction to reader blasting rap/pop music

“I SAID CERTIFIED FREAK SEVEN DAY A WEEK WET ASS PUSSY MAKE THAT PULL OUT GAME WEAK-“

“🤭😊😁😆😀😥😰😨”

To say Norman was alarmed is a understatement. His sweet little lover has been playing some...interesting??? music lately. Of course he'd never say anything, as long as you are happy he's happy. But mother has some complaints (doesn't she always?) so it might cause some contention between the two of you. But eventually she'll come around. The song is too on point for her not to

Oh, Thomas. Our sweet backwoods bby. If it ain't gotta a banjo in it, is it really music? But when he hears you blasting this song, tears in your eyes, he's sold. This is it. This is your song now. Your first dance at your 'wedding'. Be prepared to have this song played everyday day. And don't pay no attention to Hoyt, he isn't crying. Just cutting onions.

I'm sorry, is this too on the nose? Just because Brahms is a brit, doesn't mean that he automatically loves Adele. I mean, he does love Adele's music. Especially this one. His over-dramatic ass, catch him in the kitchen at 3am, clutching a bottle of wine and sobbing. Honestly, you just played it once for the meme. And now here we are 🤷🏼‍♀️

Billy Lenz is that human version of that feral dog that won't stop humping your leg. So you? Playing this song? Innocently singing along? Oh, boy. You're in for a long night. Also, not Billy stealing your phone to look up the music video... AND SOMEHOW MEMORIZEING THE ENTIRE CHOREOGRAPHY. Like damn asshole can't remember to wash his crack, but remembers the dance from WAP.

Don’t know why but I picture Lasko’s listener owning a blue snake, or a ferret or two rats for some reason. And they keep said animals in their lap while they work.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk—

I just remembered an intrusive thought of mine.

Sam is a DILF.

He has progeny and he's hot.

Period.

Been happening to me too i literally had to unfollow one of my favorite tags since all it was filled with were porn bots 😭😭

am i going insane or are porn bots becoming way more obnoxious with posting in fandom tags lately

hearing sam say baby 😩