HOW TF DO YOU BURN WATER—

I finally listened to the Neon wings series and finished it. No one talk to me.

This is a joke…right..?

BREAKING NEWS

Actor Chris Pratt has been cast to voice the role of “Alucard” in Castlevania: Nocturne Season 2

I need that Avior BA so bad you don't even know

Been happening to me too i literally had to unfollow one of my favorite tags since all it was filled with were porn bots 😭😭

am i going insane or are porn bots becoming way more obnoxious with posting in fandom tags lately

I can feel it in my bones. Either Lovely or freelancer know the whole dance choreograph of Lady Gaga’s Bad romance. And they both bust down to that shit.

I have awoken from the dead seeing the new redacted video that has been posted and I am hyped.

Nsfw kinda

You know what’s crazy?? The fact that GAVIN the character who is a literal sex daemon and who also has the most audios where he heavily Implies he and freelancer hooked up either the night before or earlier in the day- only has a total of 4 bonus audios😭😭

henlo :3

Don’t know if this has been done before- but-

What I personally think the redacted boys and listeners favorite monster flavor would be.

The boi’s first^^

David: either the regular or the Java monster, I feel like he wouldn’t drink them avidly but he’d drink them if he needed to get something done if he didn’t have enough energy.

Asher: Green or the Fruit juice one. He likes the combo of sweet and sour so usually he’ll pick depending on the mood lol.

Milo: I don’t think they sell them anymore- but monster had a tea brand for a little bit and they weren’t half bad to me personally, so I think he’d like the green tea monster a lot^^ and he definitely was upset when they stopped selling them, so now he just drinks any of the coffee ones.

Sam: Darlin’ had to get him to try one, and it was the white one so once every blue moon he’ll get the white one and drink it.

Vincent: either the Strawberry lemonade one or gold. I am firm on them, and he had a short phase in drinking monster for a little while.

Porter: Gold. No explanation needed.

Gavin: Rosa, he likes it because 1. It’s fucking pink 2. It’s fizzy, I have a personal headcannon that Gavin and Caelum love any carbonated drink because they like the fizz lol.

Damien: he doesn’t drink them. He drinks redbull.

Huxley: the mango one^^ you can never go wrong with a classic, and he sometimes drinks them before going to the gym.

Lasko: Orange, it taste like starbursts to him and he’ll drink it like his life depends on it.

Listeners^^

Angel: Any of the coffee ones, they are a life line for them. When working they always have one on hand, when they are gaming, they always have one on hand, when they are doing chores- THEY ALWAYS HAVE ONE ON HAND.

Baabe: Any of the rehab flavors, or just the regular one, they don’t really drink them unless they need to key in on something important.

Sweetheart: Gold, because it fits their aesthetic✨✨

Darlin: they will drink any flavor as long as it gets the job done.

Lovely: The purple one. They also would make battery acid 100%.

Treasure: The Aussie Lemonade, I don’t know why.

Freelancer: They mostly drink the Strawberry lemonade one as well, but they personally really love ultra black. And they have ordered a pack of them on several occasions they just never last long for them😭

Co-worker: They don’t drink energy drinks😭

These are personal headcannons lol, let me know what you think!!