Kirie And Rex Being Non-sus As Usual. Man, If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Was Totally Accountably

Kirie and Rex being non-sus as usual. Man, if I had a nickel for every time I was totally accountably innocent last Tuesday between the hours of 10 and 11pm, I could pay someone else to wring this inexplicable substance out of my wardrobe.

Yandere Poly Proxies Headcanons

Yandere Proxies Headcanons (Poly Cause These Three Working Together With A Darling Is Something I Find

contents: general SFW and NSFW headcanons for yandere!poly!proxies (gn!darling)

SFW

They all clash so bad you wonder how they haven't killed each other by now. Hoodie is very quiet, and also the most explosive. Once he stands up and cocks his rifle both Masky and Toby stop in their tracks. Masky is the moody one, he always has a complain for something and will make sure everybody knows it. And Toby is the childish one, makes sense since he's the youngest of them all, just being barely and adult by now. He's playful and laughs a lot, still, he can get unstable from to time to time.

Despite that, when they have to work as a team they suddenly become the best trio that has ever existed.

It's rather funny that the one brain cell they seem to share all that thinks about is you. The cabin they took you to is dirty, rustic and very very hidden away. You serve as a housewife, not by choice but because you have nothing else to do and refuse to live in a place so ugly. Also, they all suck at cooking. They have one individual dish they can make that they nail but aside that they can't cook for shit.

Hoodie acts uninterested, Masky is overbearing and Toby is jealous. But in the end they're all equally obsessed with you.

You sleep in between all of them. Toby hugs you and rests his head on your chest, his tics tend to wake you up but he doesn't really seem to mind. Brian is on your back and somehow is able to wrap his arms around you all, and Masky is on the front, spooning Toby and almost reaching Hoodie.

Its a comfortable life alas. You figure they don't abuse you because the other would go feral when it started. Specially Toby, who seems to be specially triggered by physical abuse, the one time Masky raised his voice at you he immediately jumped in front of him and pushed him, yelling at him to go away.

Toby is your protector, he's the one you go to whenever you feel unstable or scared. He is good at listening and always has a warm look in his eyes. Still, he wants to be protected to and you must reciprocate him if you don't want him to feel utilized by you. He loves to be pampered and spoken softly to.

Hoodie is the one you go to when you have a problem around the house. He's very skilled with his hands and almost always goes and solves it. Expects either a kiss or sex after. He isn't that bad, but he gets impatient and tends to explode when he's frustrated. You develop a sixth sense to know when to avoid him. Still, he's nice. His stories make you laugh, he's good at comforting you when you have panic attacks and he's warm all the time.

And Masky is Masky. You don't hate him, you just get nervous around him since he's a little unpredictable and manipulative. But his company is bearable, specially when it comes to food related activities. He loves to eat your food and will become sweeter and better with you after a good meal. He also likes to brings you flowers.

NSFW

Their personalities all become so similar when it comes to bed. They have their slight differences, but they are truly similar in their desires and needs.

Masky is the most experienced, even if he won't admit it he has a tendency to rape his victims whenever he finds himself desperate enough. Hoodie is the next most experienced and Toby is the least experienced since he's a virgin.

Masky is incredibly sadistic, he likes bruises and marks but he doesn't like blood. Your tears get him going most of the time. His body is on the chubbier side, he has a tummy and stretch marks on his back, arms and legs. He has a bush, a wild one that he trims every three or four months. He has a lot of body hair as well. His cock is average, sitting nicely at 16cm, still, he's girthy and his cock is FAT. It curves to the left, the tip is a cute pink and its uncut. His balls are saggy and hairy, also very heavy, you can feel them smack against the curve of your ass every time you fuck. His favorite positions are the one's where he's on top. Enjoys plowing into you while you're on all fours. Ass up, him pushing your head down with either his hand or his feet and smacking your cheeks with force. His cum tastes bitter since he smokes a lot and the smell is a little strong, but it's thick and gooey. His kinks include: sadism, bondage, tying you up, impact play, spit, face fucking and marking.

Hoodie also leans a lot to sadism. His smile is able to freeze you in place. Likes to be a gentle dom at first. He likes to build up the tension before attacking with force. His body is muscular, his abdomen is slightly defined and his arms and legs are very strong. He has a bush that he keeps trimmed, mostly because it tends to itch him when it gets too messy. His cock is average in girth but its lengthy, he has 18 proud cm that he knows how to use. His balls are heavy but not as saggy and aren't as hairy as Masky's. It curves upwards and the tip is a light brown that gets redder from time to time. Also he has a very firm ass. Both Masky and Toby like to smack it since he gets angry at it. His favorite positions are the ones in which his chest is against your back, likes the closeness. He's very likely to press one of his guns to your head while he fucks you, or to choke you. Likes how you tighten up in fear. Even if he has sadistic tendencies he's very into overstimulation and likes to leave you trembling. His cum also isn't the tastiest since he smokes and drinks, its very slimy and sticky, cums a normal amount and the smell isn't the most penetrating. His kinks include: sadism, bondage, gun play, impact play, predator-prey dynamics, overstimulation, dacryphilia and wound fucking.

Toby is a little bit more neutral, but what he has learned from both Hoodie and Masky has made him more sadistic, also porn hasn't been a good influence on him. He's a virgin and you can tell, but he's the most romantic of the bunch. His sadism is more on the psychological side since hurting you scares him, still, he likes to bite and leave hickeys. His body is lean, but his arms and legs are strong. Doesn't have a lot of body hair, and likes to keep his hair down there short since he finds it dirty? Like I said porn messes with his mind. His cock is average, 15-16 cm and its an average girth as well. His balls are cute tho, they are average sized and firm, very fat and heavy and whenever he lets his hair grow they get a little puffy look which amuses you. His cock is a cute cock, has a little vein that runs around all of it and the tip is a pinkish brown, it curves upwards as well. His favorite positions are the ones in which he can see your face and be close to you. He's very passionate and romantic, likes it nice and slow but sometimes he looses control and ends up being faster and rougher, leaving bruise marks on your hips. He's an eager learner and if you teach him how to please you he will make you cum a lot. His cum is tasty since he doesn't smoke or drink, his diet is healthy and makes it taste a little like butter. The smell is barely noticeable and he cums GALLONS, very gooey. His kinks incluide: just a little sado-masochism, marking, biting, passionate and romantic, overstimulation and a loooot of kissing and making out.