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work song by hozier is peak romance I mean “no grave can hold my body down, I’ll crawl home to her”.,, “cause my baby’s sweet as can be, she gives me toothache just from kissing me”,, “I swear I thought I dreamed her”…. bithc!!!!
The Lion King: It is impossible to CGI photorealistic lions who can also emote!
Chronicles of Narnia:
Land Before Time motivates a proper diet 🍃🍃🍃
Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain.
me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*
my brain, still to this day, every single time:
i mean…. i guess imagine dragons is as good as everyone says…..
I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:
the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA
Can we talk
About
How
Beautiful
Snails
Are?
Seriously
Just Look!!!
IT HAS A FLOWER
(Vyacheslav Mishchenko)
me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!
me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES
Aziraphale, lying: I don’t like you and you’re not my friend
Crowley in the moment:
Crowley in his apartment:
image description under the cut because this is a whole-ass 5 page comic. (sorry!)
happy pride. i drew this instead of things i should be doing. it was a good excuse to draw a lot of beautiful girls using references (found under the cut). it’s messy and bad, but i think the message gets across. i love being a lesbian because it helped me love myself more.
Keep reading
aziraphale: well let me tempt you to– oh no i suppose that’s your job isn’t it
crowley:
watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱
I watched the demon n angel show and wow can’t believe they were married the whole time
EPIC
Photo from Portland Pride 2019 © The Oregonian
[Photograph of a man dressed as Captain America, from behind with his shield on his back, waving a rainbow-striped American flag]
We welcomed a new member to our family today. Reddit, meet Toni!
when you live in a city where there’s too many pigeons and they are too confident
sorry about my huge cool muscles everyone. apologies for my large powerful form
Every so often I see people wondering how a “lack of sexuality” counts as a sexuality. (Or in one case, why asexuality counts as a sexuality and hypersexuality is medical condition).
And I think this question comes as a result of people, either by accident or maliciousness, misidentifying what asexuality actually is.
Aphobes and exclusionists like to portray asexuality as simply a matter of magnitude. You’re not really ace. You’re a straight/gay/bi person who doesn’t have/want sex. Like there’s a z axis of the kinsey scale that indicates “amount”. If they even give us that much validity.
But ultimately, asexuality is not about magnitude. An asexual person can actually have a sex drive. We can have libidos. We have hormones and biological reactions just like everyone else. Asexual people can feel horny. And surprise, there are asexual people who have been diagnosed with hypersexuality.
(And if you want to know how a sex-repulsed asexual handles a healthy sex drive…well, simply put, we’re generally capable of seeing to our own needs, thank you.)
Asexuality is not a matter of magnitude. It’s a matter of direction.
Of orientation if you will.
It might help to look at it like this. If sexual desire is a multiple choice exam, then these are some of the options that you might have.
a) Women.
b) Men.
c) Multiple genders.
d) None of the above.
For asexual people, the answer is “d) None of the above”. Admittedly, for others on the ace spectrum, the answer might fluctuate a bit more. But our default position is going to be “d”.
And THAT’s why it’s a sexuality.
What a snuggly boi
I don’t know why this is so funny to me, but my mom just got a new bird (the smaller one) and her other bird keeps shaking it to see if it is real.