Very Good Trope: Civillian Is Told “ Stay In The Car” While Hero Goes To Confront Villain. Hero

me, age 12, watching elizabeth swann becoming pirate king:

I don’t know why this is so funny to me, but my mom just got a new bird (the smaller one) and her other bird keeps shaking it to see if it is real.

aziraphale: well let me tempt you to– oh no i suppose that’s your job isn’t it

crowley:

Me too Joey. Me too

Michael Westen Burn Notice is demisexual. No I do not take criticism.

It’s not the wall but what’s behind it Oh the fear of fellow man, it’s mere assignment And everything that we’re denied By keeping the divide It’s not the waking it’s the rising

[ID: a captioned screenshot of pam from the office, edited so that the caption reads: “And I feel anti-american in this 4th of july tonight.” end id]

NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.