Jonah Magnus Has Been Dead For One Slutty Slutty Year

my favorite losers

“i read the book you recommended” is a love language.

Yeah sorry about your boyfriend… turns out he’s actually your son you thought you had killed 2 decades ago. Oh yeah he also killed your late husband… yeah the oracle was right

Can I have the uhhhh

Hard boiled fluffy haired grumpy old man w ✨issues✨ and also a heart of gold (maybe) who's always broke meal to go please

if i accidentally ran across Deliver Us on spotify and then subjected myself to listening to the soundtrack on repeat for five hours, i think it is only fair that you do too.

look at my doctors dawg im gonna die

i get thumb-sucked to death

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Fuente: El Gato y La Caja (IG: elgatoylacaja)

Sure thing

Reblog if we can be friends

I message whoever does 

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”