I Get Thumb-sucked To Death

all historians be like:

the mcu is the “the curtains are just blue” of cinematic experiences

precious

Every time I see people bash Abuela from Encanto or Mei’s mom from Turning Red I just wonder why they can’t just direct their hatred towards the REAL enemy:

Chicken Little’s dad

no former gifted kid has all three:

heterosexual and cisgender

neurotypical

can read a whole book

Must a movie be good? Isn't it enough just to watch a pretty disaster of a man in a loving domestic gay partnership with a ravenous alien goo?

gaslight - gatekeep & girlboss our way into politics

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Love to see Mbappe losing to a South American team after he said South American football was not as advanced as European football. <3

Ah yes, my favourite Bible fanfics, in no particular order

"Paradise Lost", John Milton

"Divine Comedy", Dante Alighieri

"Good Omens", Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman