Rainbow-tomato-draws - Wolfy’s Humble Tomato Garden

You can only reblog this today.

off-hand mentioning to my mom that I hear the Wicked books are more canonically queer, only for her to go "who???" has me in fucking stitches

like not mean spirited or anything, just genuinely clueless in a way that's wild to me.

I mentioned how Glinda is the biggest lesbian I've ever fucking seen, and her pleasantly confused "how so?" took me OUT

me when my nefarious schemes are all coming together

it was not on wheat...

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Damn, fish be dueling(????) out judgements

I’m dancing in your inbox lalalalal so much fun

you live your life so joyful and carefree. I'm glad that you're having fun. I hope you live for 1000 years

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

sometimes I’ll be looking at my own fic just to see how long it’s been since I last updated it and all I feel is

✨shame✨

If fuck means Fornication Under Consent of the King, then in Oz would it be fucw (fornication under consent of the Wizard)?????