Sometimes I’ll Be Looking At My Own Fic Just To See How Long It’s Been Since I Last Updated It And

off-hand mentioning to my mom that I hear the Wicked books are more canonically queer, only for her to go "who???" has me in fucking stitches

like not mean spirited or anything, just genuinely clueless in a way that's wild to me.

I mentioned how Glinda is the biggest lesbian I've ever fucking seen, and her pleasantly confused "how so?" took me OUT

A hero without a cape

Glam kitchen woman and that twink who makes old dessert recipes are on different ends of the same spectrum I just don’t know what that spectrum is yet

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

I have a fic called “flying is a death wish(yet it’s all I long for)” that I haven’t updated in over a year - if anyone out there has read the measly two chapters….. I appreciate you 🫡

Damn, fish be dueling(????) out judgements

I’m dancing in your inbox lalalalal so much fun

you live your life so joyful and carefree. I'm glad that you're having fun. I hope you live for 1000 years

Hello!! I’m Rainbow Tomato - you can also call me Wolfy but I’m not picky :]

I honestly have too many interests/fandoms to list out on an intro post so I figured I’d keep it simple!

me when my nefarious schemes are all coming together

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in