the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
I have two types of OTPs:
The type that everyone in the fandom absolutely adores,
And the type that tries to get noticed and loved but is ultimately ignored.
possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖
please tag what you got!
I’m trying to make a point to a friend
Me when I crawl through the thick underbrush of the local woods and come across a live unexploded landmine
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.Â
Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence
bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week....anyway i’m bitches