Me When I Crawl Through The Thick Underbrush Of The Local Woods And Come Across A Live Unexploded Landmine

tumblr doesn't need a tiktok clone what it needs is a dress up game

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

they’re besties they’re worsties their relationship is undefinable they’re coworkers they’re lying to each other they’re gay in love they have 1038430 mental illnesses and are banned from most timelines

REBLOG IF YOU THINK IS OKAY FOR  A BOY  READ AND/OR WRITE FANFICTION

I’m trying to make a point to a friend

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

if tumblr dies im going to replace it with an expansive discord server where you get your own channel and your mutuals can go in there and see what you post and then put it in their own channels. this of course will give us all the feeling of being trapped inside a small box with thousands of strangers we hate. the discourse will be fucking lethal.

I have two types of OTPs:

The type that everyone in the fandom absolutely adores,

And the type that tries to get noticed and loved but is ultimately ignored.

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys