My Amazing Boyfriend Shiro/Kirito

Me on Valentine's day

Me: *sees a cute couple walking* oh look a cute happy couple

Heart: *very depressed and shallow* My love...

Me: *sees Valentine's stuff* hey look something I'll never get.

Stomach: *growling* chocolateeeee...

Me: *sees my family* haha fuck you all I'm talking to my

Brain: *snarky* must cry and read fanfics and depressing songs of love.

Heart and Stomach: is there chocolate involved?

Brain: do you care?

*ends up crying in the end*

Any day... of the damn week...

Reblog this if you want to lose over 20 pounds.

I... told you I didnt...want to hurt you... but I still made you cry.... I'm a fucking monster... I hurt you...again....please stop loving me... don't love a monster who can't love herself....

Raemaone Nightinggale

That Dodge Charger is still parked on the back road right? *opens the bottle and drinks a li bit* I think I'll use that this time instead of a horse

Closed rp with raemoanenightinggal

Ida was awaken by her phone ringing. “Hello?” She asked sleepily, the voice of Bill the bartender from a bar that her friend and fellow state goes to. “Fine I’ll come and get her, just make sure she does not kill anyone” she said as she walked out her front door.

Inside my mind

(Arguement with me and me about my boyfriend and my mental state) Me: I love him… I’ll just wait till next month to hug him… Heart: he doesn’t love us… Brain: how about we start hugging Mr. Lust? He loves us more then (boyfriend)… Me: you two aren’t helping…. Heart and brain: dude you’re the unwanted one here. Heart: Brain shut up… you make us have severe depression… Brain: is that so?… why do you make her cry over (bf) every time he neglects us… hmm?… Depression: I think we should go back to bed…. Anxiety: but….. but…. we have…. school… to do… nononono please get up…. you’re making us look bad…. Family: grades need to be perfect. Me: fucking…. let me lay here…. AND DIE!!!!….

(I… have a problem… if you can tell….)

*Alyaska is found standing ontop of the bar holding her AK 47 sniper rifle, drunkly aimin the gun at a guy who looks like he's seen hell* TRY CALLIN ME A SLUT AND SEE IF YOU'LL LIVE!

Closed rp with raemoanenightinggal

Ida was awaken by her phone ringing. “Hello?” She asked sleepily, the voice of Bill the bartender from a bar that her friend and fellow state goes to. “Fine I’ll come and get her, just make sure she does not kill anyone” she said as she walked out her front door.

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