Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?
Kit: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.
Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.
Dru: *Stares blankly*
😂❤
Dean: After the heist is over, we split up and never communicate again.
Crowley: [about to unveil his “crime buddies forever” friendship quilt] never?
Maybe I have a type when it comes to simping for fictional characters. Cause 75% of them are either dark haired, psychotic, killers or all three. But that’s besides the point heh.
black coffee & big books
Liam: I HATE YOU
Alec: OH? WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY
Mason: Hayden, give Theo your two hundred dollars. You landed on his property.
Hayden: no! He's in jail! I'm not gonna give money to a criminal.
Lori: That's nOt HoW yOu pLAY!
Corey: Mason? Why is Lori screaming?
Mason: stfu Corey. You ain't gonna talk after stealing my last railroad!
Brett: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN
Theo: ME TOO. YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!
Nolan: *screaming*
Cody on Instagram
A scene from Teen Wolf 🙃
lydia: so what’s the best way to a man’s heart?
allison: between the fourth and fifth rib. that’s where i usually go. i’ll put a twist at the end if i want to make sure.
lydia: why did i even bother
spn + random tumblr text posts part 2 (part 1)
supernatural ended without anyone telling cas they love him, so for every reblog/like, you’ll be telling cas you love him.
let’s show them how many people love cas.