A Mark On Your Forehead Identifies The God You Must Worship To Stay Alive, Usually By Joining Its Local

y’all ever just wobble your head skin like just shake it back and forth

*shakes fictional character* where is the rest of your information I want to know more about you

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

Alien: how are you doing that task with your eyes closed?

Human, knitting with their eyes closed: muscle memory.

Alien: muscle what now?

Human, opening their eyes: our muscles learn how to perform tasks without us thinking about it. So I can close my eyes while I knit because I know how a stitch should feel, and my muscles can do it with very little visual supervision.

Alien: you can do regular tasks without seeing what you're doing? You just do these tasks automatically? Because your muscles have their own brain?? That's terrifying!

Human: that's not quite...

Alien: fucking terrifying

Human: OK yeah sure that's how it works. Why not.

You've been cast into a fictional setting, and you don't get to pick your genre. This wheel picks it for you.

I just remembered that when I was like 10 I used to wish that I’d wake up one day and the past few years had just been a dream and I was like 7 again. Genuinely that was a regular thing for lil old 10 year old me who apparently was not okay

Billy: I don't want to be adopted by anyone from the League. Batman asked and I had to buy him an ice cream cause I felt bad for saying no.

Freddy: Ha, at least no one tried anymore, right? Eugene and I have a betting pool, so please tell me they hate you

Billy: Haha. I mean, Wonder Woman kinda seems like she wants to? She pretty much tackled me into a hug and made me regret drinking coffee-

Freddy: Backtrack. Backtrack. Wonder Woman. Wants to adopt you.

Billy: I mean, yeah, but of course I said no-

Freddy: WONDER WOMAN. WANTS TO ADOPT US.

Billy: I don't see how this relates to you but-

Freddy, writing in the Shazam Fam GC: everybody buckle up new mom just dropped

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Diana, proudly showing off pictures of her newly adopted kids: And this is my beloved Mary. My beloved Eugene. My beloved darling Darla, and my beloved Pedro, and my beloved Freddy, and my beloved Billy. They enjoy video games and snacks

Bruce, taking this as an obvious challenge, taking out the Batfamily Batalbum: This is Jason. His favorite hobby is murder

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

This is their definition of 'brotherly bonding'

Blue is the only one to address any of the colors by name, making Vio and Sky pretty much the only two lu characters to have confirmed names (other than more vague names like ‘champion’, ‘old man’ or ‘traveler’, etc.)