This Is Absolutely Insane Btw

every time someone calls their partner mommy or daddy sigmund freud grows stronger every day

I firmly believe that every conflict in X-men can be solved by polyamory and gay sex

Dearest Marvel, I'm asking nicely.

LET THE OLD MEN FUCK.

Because what in the homoeroticism was all this.

Posted it like this on twt so I post ot like this here enjoy

gay people can't just kiss and say I love you they always gotta do some shit like this

Hey, since this is getting attention, me and my friend have a discord server

in my heart they're still on a road trip

idk if i‘m having a sexuality or a gender crisis over deadpool

nothing sexier than emily prentiss in a red shirt

“this ship is not canon” babe, they’re fictional characters. they’re not real. they’re literally dolls we play with. we don’t care about whether or not these fictional characters’ love story is canon in this piece of media that is also entirely based on fiction. I mean, sure, canon would be lovely, but it’s a bonus. it’s not necessary. what we care about is the fun of talking about these 2 idiots being in love.

we don’t give a fuck if they didn’t kiss in “canon”. they had raw sex in thousands of fics about them though. and I’d say that’s more than enough to make people who ship them happily ship them even harder. happy shipping!