“this Ship Is Not Canon” Babe, They’re Fictional Characters. They’re Not Real. They’re Literally

emily prentiss is so mommy

Emily Prentiss calling herself Mommy 👀 [Criminal Minds Evolution]

uppies!!

emily: we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or we could bake them at 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

reid: no thats not how you make cookies

morgan: FLOOR IT !!

emily: how about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second ??

reid: EMILY YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE BULLPEN DOWN

emily: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES !!!

morgan: DO IT.

reid: NO-

I would do anything ANYTHING for her

IF THIS HAPPENS IN SEASON 3 IM GONNA KMS AND SUE NEIL GAIMAN

what if.. what IF.. Aziraphale can't change Heaven but Heaven can break and change him...

spencer reid is what every lesbian aspires to be

in my heart they're still on a road trip

My mum: you keep smiling at your phone, you got a boyfriend?

Me: I’m writing and reading fan fiction about mentally unstable FBI agents